Ginger

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Gingers are people who have light skin, red or orange hair, and tons of freckles. Sunlight is their worst enemy, and they have no souls.

People who have only one or two of the above traits are called Daywalkers. They carry the Ginger gene, but it was not dominant.

The Ginger Gene is recessive. That means that people could carry the Ginger gene, and not know it. When two people with the Ginger gene produce offspring, there is a 25% chance they child will be a ginger.

Although most people think that marrying non-whites will ensure that their children aren't Gingers, this is not true. Asians, Arabics, Blacks, and Hispanics are all races that have the ability to produce red hair. Although it is rare, a child can be produced who is a Ginger.

The red hair gene sometimes struggles for dominance over other hair colors, which are stronger. However, sometimes impartial dominance occurs, in which the hair will be tinted red. Strawberry blondes and people with auburn hair are examples of this. This means that they carry the Ginger gene.

Judas was a Ginger. This means that when he betrayed Jesus, everything was ok, since he had no soul, and couldn't be condemned to Hell.

It is believed that red hair was the mark that God gave to Cain for that whole "killing his brother" mishap.

King Arthur is believed to have been red haired. The end of the Arthurian myths usually say that when Britian is in dire need, he shall return. People like Queen Elizabeth the 1st, Winston Churchill, David Bowie, Lizzie Borden, and Edmund Burke are proof that Arthur's been re-incarnated over time.

Virgil was meant to be a reincarnation of Arthur, but unfortunately he was born in America and the current Arthur is still alive. Fortunately, the current Arthur is David Bowie, so Virgil holds no grudge.

Virgil carries the Ginger gene, as does his friend Laura. He has recently started to try and convince Laura that they need to reproduce as many times as possible, in order to make sure the Ginger gene carries on. Of course, most children of people with a Ginger gene carry it on, even if it is recessive. While it's possible that blondes will be extinct within a few hundred years due to not being dominant and not being recessive, the Ginger gene will live on.

Everyone loves red-haired Daywalkers.

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