Gavok

From Superdickery

Gavok was an early poster who has disappeared. He is fucking awesome, despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that he chuggs the cock.

He has become as forgotten as the four-armed Grimace.

Recipe and method for preparing chuggable cock (a.k.a. A Rooster Smoothie)

You will need the following.

1 Large blender or an outboard boat motor and a bathtub.

1 Large glass (chilled preferable).

1 Male chicken (a.k.a. a rooster hereafter referred to as "the cock" or "your cock").

Preparation (Blender method) Stuff the cock into the blender, place lid firmly on blender. Start with three short pulses of the blender (to loosen up the cock) and then blend till bones, feathers, blood, organs, beak, feet, and muscles combine completely into a smooth mixture. Poor your Rooster Smoothie into your glass and drink it all in one gulp without stopping for air.

Preparation (outboard motor method) After placing your outboard motor securely in any available bathtub and turning said motor on, put your cock into the spinning motor blades (be careful to avoid touching the blades with anything but your cock) now catch as much of the former rooster in your glass as you can, enjoy as above. -note: This method is far messier then the above method but also far more fun for kids, just have them feed their cocks into the spinning blades (be careful to supervise).