Eegriega
From Superdickery
Eegriega is an asexual god, who just happens to be The Pez's original clone (see Clone War) and resembles Virgil's mother. She knows everything about animals and she's also the Spanish letter for Y.
Has earned eternal love from Drink for doing something he has long since forgotten about.
Virgil tried to be her prom date, because it would let him see California, and meet another board member. Eeg's mother objected to that. Virgil didn't place too many objections about this, because he rememebred that his grandmother isn't the type of person you want to mess with.
BBSR has a huge crush on her (despite having a real girlfriend) and makes creepy comments about her constantly.
Eegriega is married to Minnesota President.
