Aquaman

From Superdickery

Perhaps the lamest superhero in existence. He admitted his during this time in the Justice League Europe Aquaman's power is to breathe underwater (Actually, being naturally aquatic, it's more proper to say that his power is to breathe air, making it even more lame) and TALK TO FISH. It's estimated Aquaman is the butt of 40% of all superhero related jokes. The other 60% question Batman and Robin's sexuality.

Aquaman is actually rather cool. He's a king who fucks people's shit up with his mullet and claw hand. That's way cooler than some guy with a magic ring.

Anyway, the new Aquaman is even cooler, since he's basically Conan the Barbarian underwater.