Alabaster

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Alabaster

Ahhhahhhahhh! Ahhhahhhhahhh!

He comes from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow, also known as North Carolina. The hammer of the gods will drive his ship to new lands, to fight the horde and singing and crying, "Valhalla, I am coming." On he sweep with threshing oar, his only goal will be the western shore. He is your overlord.

Fun Facts:

- Pretty, pretty hair.

- Roughly nine feet tall. We call him Manute.

-Cannot fit in a Miata. Even, like a SuperMegaMacroMiata with a pituitary imbalance.

- He has decided that when he has the time, he will watch Amélie with each of his friend individually. If they do not like the movie, then the friendship shall be annulled. Which implies that the friendship will be retroactively erased and declaired invalid in the eyes of the Lord. Harsh.

- Is the lead guitarist of the Death metal band Deathklok and the fastest guitarist alive.

- Alabaster derives from the Arabic, in which it means "the Abaster."

- Never, ever changed his avatar.

- Born to hunt dinosaurs.

- A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

- He's different!

- Worst. Signature. Ever.

- Will slay the great root dragon Nidhogg towards the end Ragnarök before he is consumed by Fenris.

- Did we mention the pretty, pretty hair?

- Oh so pretty.