Nijo

From Superdickery

The Superdickery Forums' first troll, who managed to make upwards of 40 non sequitur posts before Mike stopped him. One of those posts sought to reveal the truth about Gavok, namely that he "chuggs the cock".

Nijo is also a character who appeared near the end of the comic Deadpool's run. He was killed by Deadpool, but a freak accident reanimated his body and merged it with Wade's personality and the Black Swan's fighting ability. Agent X was born. This Nijo was a lot cooler than our nijo.