Cult of Blue Beetle

From Superdickery

Hail Scarab!

Founded one night in chat by RadiationHazard and wonderfish when they discovered that they had already been beaten to the Cult of Guy Gardner.

It is not entirely clear yet what this cult entails, apart from worship of the Holy Trinity of Blue Beetles. Proposed rituals include attempting and failing to blind people with strobe lights, flying at people very fast, having perpetually-misspelled names, having cutting lasers and not using them, and talking to oneself in public places. Venerated symbols include the Holy Scarab, the hairdryer, and the Holy Trinity of Dan, Ted, and Jaime. Robes are made of blue spidersilk-weight chainmail, because Golden Age Dan Garret is awesome.

The Cult welcomes all interested members to come be cleansed by the holy blue fire. Green Lanterns need not apply.

The Scarab is eternal.