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Revision as of 23:48, 4 August 2007
Can usually be found wherever someone is discussing a Blue Beetle. Any of them, really. You could paint a ladybug blue and she'd show up. She has a problem.
HotAndCold's good twin, and fellow Booster Gold fan.
Rarely stops talking, but has good intentions.
At least partly responsible for Justice League Internet and Cult of Blue Beetle. Is not terribly sorry about either of these, as she did, in fact, warn you that she was a bad influence.
Officially OTP with Linkara after an elaborate geek-handfasting in the ASBAR thread (now the WonderfishXLinkara thread), despite the fact that they are not, in fact, dating. Yet. The bride wore the Green Ranger's costume, the groom the White Ranger's. The presumably got an e-divorce or something.
Now is e-dating Skippy. They have been dubbed Wonderskip by their E-Cupid.
Knight and warrior of Rainbowland. Was briefly God-Emperor of SD, not that more than a few people noticed. This was quickly forgotten by everyone but herself, although she may yet arise to reclaim her rightful title.
Superhero Profile
Superhero name: Wonderfish
Secret identity: Shobha Jennifer Ila Kazinka. For serious.
Age: Almost 22. Just you wait.
Education:
- Has a degree in math, but doesn't like to talk about it. May someday get a degree in computer science if it doesn't kill her first. At least then she'll be a doctor. Of science!
Special abilities:
- Able to derail any thread. Just look at what happened to the ASBAR thread. This could happen to you. Don't cross her.
- Lesbian magic, although technically she dated a guy once
- Thinks it's cute that the price of comics with tax is 3.14
- Magic bracers and tiara, despite the fins
- Spamming
- Is ever vigilant, mostly due to the insomnia which is slowly driving her mad
- Being a big damn sap
- Wikiholism
Other affiliations:
Founding member and priest of the Cult of Blue Beetle, which gives her the right to declare any enemy an abomination and declare holy war on them on behalf of all cult members. This would be more useful if the entirety of the cult wasn't already in the JLI.
Known weaknesses:
- The fins make it hard to drive the getaway van.
- Beholders
- Blue Beetles
- That thing female characters in comic art do where they twist so that you can see both their cleavage and their ass at the same time, despite the fact that bodies don't work that way. She hates that.
Plot development:
Her growing powers start to turn on her, meaning that even she no longer has any idea what's going on.
