Neocons

From Speakeasy

Overview

Neocons are people who believe in using American military might to secure Israel. They pretend to be patriotic Americans, but this is just to whip up support for their misadventures among the beer guzzling JudeoChristian redneck redstaters. Their primary loyalty is to Israel. Most Neocons are Jewish, those who are not might as well be. Their headquarters are Fox News and The American Enterprise Institute. Their ideology revolves around hating Arabs, Muslims, liberals, anyone who doesn't like war and death. They enjoy making people feel paranoid and unsafe as much as possible.

Every night Sarah silently prays that every Neocon on earth contracts the Zaïre Ebolavirus and dies a slow, painful death.

Neocon quotes

“Every ten years or so, the United States needs to pick up some small crappy little country and throw it against the wall, just to show the world we mean business.” -- Michael Ledeen, "Freedom Scholar" at the American Enterprise Institute, Baghdad Delenda Est, Part Two , by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online, April 23, 2002.

“And a year from now, I'll be very surprised if there is not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.” -- Richard Perle, AEI scholar; Turkey at the Crossroads, by Richard Perle, Sept. 22, 2003.

“There is no middle way for Americans: It is victory or holocaust.” -- An End to Evil: How to Win the War on Terror, by David Frum and Richard Perle, Random House [1], Dec. 2003.