Aryan Turk

From Speakeasy

An Aryan Turk is different from a run-of-the-mill Turk in that she has dyed her dark hair blond or red, wears 12 coats of makeup (especially light pink lipstick and blue eyeshadow), is not horribly overweight, lacks a moustache or unibrow and has access to modern body hair removal products such as razors, shaving cream or wax. Favorite fashion accessories of the Aryan Turk include fluorescent Spandex, PVC high heels and tacky jewellery. This species can often be found in Istanbul modelling at car shows, or in the BIGGLES Babes Thread.

Homosapiens Sapiens Aryanus Turkus femininus