Pissy-pants Bezance

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The following was written by Ross, about our favourite self-urinating Yarco:

The scene is set, 4 lads walking home from a night out drinking. At least two more than slightly inebriated. One decides to relieve himself. The following is a virtually exact transcript of the events that occurred at kicking out time tonight. I've decided to use fake names to protect identities of the innocent.

Pissy Pants Bezance - I really need to go for a piss dude (Having been denied earlier in the bar as we were hiding from Richie) Randy - Dude piss in the coke machine! Pissy Pants Bezance - Sweet. *Walks to machine, removes cock and unleashes the processed remains of lots of beer into the can collect department of the machine* Randy (To Kane) - Watch This! *Runs to the machine spearing Bezance in the back*

• Pissy Pants Bezance slams into the machine balls first, his genitalia being severely crushed by the sturdy machine, the pain causes him to collapse, urine still being expelled from his body. Before he can recollect himself he manages to urinate a significant ammount more, all over himself. Yes thats right, Bezance did indeed piss himself. And yes it was more than noticeable. He crawls over to a bin to prop himself up, screaming in pain. After regaining his composure he looks at Randy with sheer hatred and charges after him, only to fall into some nearby shrubberry while being chastised by some random Chavs in the vicinity.*

Within 10 minutes, Pissy Pants had tried to attack everyone, rubbing his soiled body and urine soaked clothes into whoever he could find, attacking people several times his size. And failing miserably even to beat up Kit. (Who deserves no alias)

Long live the union bar and stupid tuesday nights.

I recommend you avoid the coke machine by the LCR main entrance.