Employment

From Richiepedia

Richie has a long and illustrious career in supermarket work.

It started at the tender age of 16, at Southwell Co-Op, where he was known as the quiet hard working one, until he gradually got lazy and stopped caring. Alcohol soon followed, and the pinnacle of his career came one New Years Day when he was still drunk at work, and spent the shift either unconscious, or vomiting in the toilets, and avoiding the regional maanager.

He stacked shelves, and one friend recently commented that he would like to stack shelves, because it would be fun like lego.

After moving house, Richie quit and went to work in the Morrisons warehouse. He regretted this everyday because the staff were retards, the managers incompetant, and it was generally a dirty horrible job in a badly run and exploitative environment. Time was spent going out with staff, avoiding fights, and having fork lift truck races.

Richie quit because he hated it and wanted his last day of school off.

After over a year of unemployment, Richie was forced to get a job to pay for university, and proved the age old adage that when you join the Co-Op, you never leave. He now works on the deli and hot food counter at Dereham Road Co-Op, where he mostly fucks around and steals as much food as possible.