Frankie

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Frankie pwns life.

Despite being a retard Richie was still lucky enough to get together with Frankie. She is currently making him the happiest man alive.

Frankie is currently the owner of Budgie The Helicopter, Richie very much enjoys sex with her.

Frankie is also the legendary creator of the UEA Underground Forums.

Frankie pwns your mum. Mow!

Drunkenness

Frankie has plenty of legendary exploits of her own.

In her drunken, incomprehensible, paralytic state, she regularly forgets who she is and where she's going, hallucinates snakes, mistakes a fire station for Morrisons, and desires to eat fish with Francis at midnight, before it goes mouldy.

In fact, Francis features regularly in Frankie's drug addled mind. It is widely speculated that a restraining order is not far off. Frankie is rumoured to speak fluent french when paralytic.