Anti-Social Behaviour

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When Richie gets drunk, he becomes a bit of a hooligan.

Phone Box

After a night in the LCR, a very drunk and very pissed off Richie found a traffic cone. Looking for a vent for his aggression, he attempted to throw the cone through the glass of a nearly phone box. Turned out the glass was actually plastic, and Richie failed. Now in an even worse mood, Richie kicked a lighting fixture, breaking it, and then quietly went home.

Fight at Chains

Once, Richie was having a very bad couple of weeks. The easist way to fix problems in life is too get off your face on vodka. While in this state, Richie accidently knocked over two guys drinks upstairs at the Waterfront. Understandably they were rather annoyed, and an argument quickly kicked off.

Ever the genius, Richie failed to notice they were both twice his size, and said some very insulting things. Guy #1 then attempted to punch Richie, but Ross managed to rugby tackle him first. Sensing victory was near, Richie went for the kill, but was also restrained. Much scuffling and shouting followed, until Richie gave up and went home.

Breaking into Waveney

On two occasions, Richie and friends have broken into Waveney terrace, with the aim of visiting old rooms. The first time simply involved pulling the door open, and running rampage through several corridors. This year, they installed new locks, so access is now obtained by leaping through a kitchen window and running off before anyone can stop you. The residents actually seemed quite concerned by this.

Sleeping

One night, after a post Deviant-smoke in Waveney, Richie headed for home, only to realise he had no fucking idea where he was. He decided his best bet was to climb over the hedge to Bluebell Road. However, he fell from the top of hedge, headfirst down 6 feet and passed out on the grass verge, until a passing motorist woke him.

New Year's Eve

This new year, Richie went with friends to a random house party. Very nice of them to let strangers into their home. Richie got on with them, even introducing himself as he knew one of them vaguely via the internet.

Ever the cunt, Richie soon rejected their hospitality, after about 11 or 12 pints.

On the way out, after some encouragement, Richie tried to steal a pint glass, but alas, was caught. Bit of shouting, and Richie was rather pissed off. Like any good citizen, he proceeded to pick up their front gate and throw it at the house.

The residents came out, a lot of shouting ensued, and Richie again offered to fight them, until he was rescued and escorted home.

Ipswich Train Station

This one was entirely Richie's fault. It ended up with Richie being punched in the face at Ipswich train station, and left with a bleeding lip and a couple of days of pain and bruising.

Richie, once again showing that spectacular talent he has of not being able to notice when a guy is about 4 times his size, decided to inform just such a person that he was a "fat, ugly cunt". The guy took offence at this, and made a comment that Richie was in no situation to talk about people being ugly. Richie made a reply to this comment in a similar vein to his first, and for his valiant efforts, received a fat lip.

Budgie The Helicopter

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