The Mask and the Book

A song based on a conversation with Garald S Kirk, age 18 month.

I open the covers,

The pages do shine,

Your life John Major,

Shall soon be mine...

(Gary cackles)

I've got a mask...

Sophie Kerrigan!?

You what?!

Get Ahhht!

Shat in my bath!

Laugh out Loud

Did you hear?

Catherine Tate!

(Throws Photographs)

Jason Tigwell!

Wanking and Playstation?

No, I don't have a Playstation!

Well I do.

THe Radio!

I am forbidden to touch.

I won twelve pizzas!

Mohammed Burton!

My uncle

Check his shirt press

Peter's Dry Cleaner's

Yeah I know!