The Betrayal of the Prefect (Power, Glory and Doom)

From Pirate Bitch

The Betrayal of the Prefect, from The Count And His Men's album Picnic on the Frozen Tundra, is a tale of a senior officer's jealousy and mistrust of his poor yet happy underlings. "They did not make me a prefect!" giggled band manager Garald S Kirk, throwing his text book up in the air while the teacher was talking, "Apparently I am not a sensible example!"

Lyrics

You think you are so senior,

I think you are a tit,

When you tell me do your duty,

You can't make me move a bit.

You think you have the power,

To order us all around,

You kissed your way to the top,

Where are friends to be found?

Prefect Page, you have no power,

Sleeping with people is not worth it,

I shall trample you like a flower,

Until you have a flippin' fit!