Song for the Farm (Smash Hit of the Summer II)

From Pirate Bitch

The Number One Hundred Smash Hit of the Summer by sexual deviant Ian Pay. He appeared nude or wearing a swimsuit to promote it, leading t an embarrassing incident on a train.

The song is about a farm, but he insists its not the sheep he was shagging in a corn field.

Lyrics

I'll see you in the sunshine

I'll see you on the grass

I'll dance with you in the starlight

And serepticiously touch your arse

We'll sit and watch the people

That rush by so fast

We'll lie down on the warm ground

I'll get on top, but may not last

Remember the night we shared

Under a starlit ceiling?

Remember that time I laughed

Over these desperate feelings?

Remember that time I couldn't get it up

And you felt me congealing?

I remember the look in your eye

As the dew was moist as I

I didn't know what it said

Something like "Take me to bed"

I'll see you in the sunshine

I'll see you on the grass

I'll dance with you in the starlight

And serepticiously touch your arse

We'll sit and watch the people

That rush by so fast

We'll lie down on the warm ground

I'll get on top, but may not last

You asked me what I'm thinking

Was it what you see?

I asked you what you're thinking

Is it big enough for ye?

I told you what I'm thinking

That nothings as it seems

With a pump I'll get it bigger

My trousers bursting at the seams

Remember that time we walked

Together through the darkness

Remember that time we forgot

That we were clotheless

Did you see the stars explode

As we shared a moment

Did you see my magic wand

You know what I meant

Shag Me Nooo-oooooo-oooow!

(BAGPIPE SOLO)

I'll see you in the sunshine

I'll see you on the grass

I'll dance with you in the starlight

And serepticiously touch your arse

We'll sit and watch the people

That rush by so fast

We'll lie down on the warm ground

I'll get on top, but may not last