At Least I Don't Dress Like A Common Tart

From Pirate Bitch

A special release by The Count And His Men, scheduled to be the highlight on the Picnic on the Frozen Tundra album, this song is about "Blackberry tarts, they are my favourite," according to band manager and toddler Garald S Kirk, "Raspberry is alright, but after a lemon one, Michael Burton shat in my bath." Enough said.

Lyrics

Tart!

Common!

Tart!

Well look at me now what do you see,

I may wear a blouse but I got dignity,

Everyone knows every inch of your hide,

When we say he did the wall we never lied,

Taaaaart! You're a common tart and I love you, baby!

Taaaaart! You're a deviant, a rascal, sex? "oh maybe",

Taaaaart! You're a knave, a rapscallion, "now pay me",

Taaaaart! You're a brigand, bitch, how can I tame ye?

Does your skirt even hide those knees?

Are you just asking for everyone to see?

You common tart! Put on some longer fabric!

Before everyone sees your... oh look it's Nick!