Penis
From Pirate Bitch
A "Penis" is a type of vegetable, like a parsnip but more erect in stature.
- Jamie Tuffield is known to own several, although none are his own.
- Horatio Apple once tried to pass off a 1.5m-long spear as his penis before going on a 13 person killing spree.
- The Count And His Men have an ode or two to the penis on their album Pirate Bitch! entitled Sex on The Seven Seas (I Like Your Cutlass Long and Hard) and As the Waves Gently Lap My Vessel (A Poem).
- Nathan Page owns a penis that desires walls, Alice, Dawnie, Garald S Kirk, Chloétta Fourtrees, Victoria Streets, fiery things and Roof Warner.
- Ian Pay owns a penis that does not go up.
