Ian Pay

From Pirate Bitch

Ian Pay is an Indie Superstar influenced by the (shit) likes of Larrikin Love and Milburn.

His debut album was released on his own IMP Records because noone else would take it. It was bought by his mother and lover Roof Warner, and thus reached a higher place in the charts than Milburn, but far lower than Garald S Kirk's Me In The Shower soundtrack.

His sexual prowess is much discussed, and allegations that he bought erectile dysfunction remedies proved unfounded yet true. He was embroiled in a saucy escapade highlighted in the Ian on the Train Incident, but now regrets it and wishes he never had to hear "next stop Rainham.. followed by NEWINGTON" ever again.

The debut album, Tiger Brand (I Want To Penetrate You).

1. Dear Montague

2. Solitary Congregation

3. This Broken Music

4. The Parable of Atheism

5. Sunset

6. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter

7. Bagpipe Music

8. Bagpipe Music Part Two (It's Chritmastime!)

9. Charon

10. Song for the Farm (Smash Hit of the Summer II)

11. An Ode to Night

12. Solus Street

13. Remember, Remember

14. My Last Will and Testament

15. Aphrodite

16. Flaming Sambuka (For Johnny)

17. Neither Beast nor God