The Mask and the Book

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A song based on a conversation with [[Garald S Kirk]], age 18 month.
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I open the covers,
I open the covers,
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The pages do shine,
The pages do shine,
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Your life John Major,
Your life John Major,
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Shall soon be mine...
Shall soon be mine...
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(Gary cackles)
(Gary cackles)
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I've got a mask...
I've got a mask...
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Sophie Kerrigan!?
Sophie Kerrigan!?
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You what?!
You what?!
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Get Ahhht!
Get Ahhht!
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Shat in my bath!
Shat in my bath!
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Laugh out Loud
Laugh out Loud
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Did you hear?
Did you hear?
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Catherine Tate!
Catherine Tate!
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(Throws Photographs)
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Jason Tigwell!
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Wanking and Playstation?
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No, I don't have a Playstation!
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Well I do.
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THe Radio!
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I am forbidden to touch.
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I won twelve pizzas!
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Mohammed Burton!
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My uncle
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Check his shirt press
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Peter's Dry Cleaner's
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Yeah I know!

Current revision as of 18:55, 19 September 2006

A song based on a conversation with Garald S Kirk, age 18 month.


I open the covers,

The pages do shine,

Your life John Major,

Shall soon be mine...


(Gary cackles)


I've got a mask...

Sophie Kerrigan!?

You what?!

Get Ahhht!

Shat in my bath!

Laugh out Loud

Did you hear?

Catherine Tate!


(Throws Photographs)


Jason Tigwell!

Wanking and Playstation?

No, I don't have a Playstation!

Well I do.

THe Radio!

I am forbidden to touch.

I won twelve pizzas!

Mohammed Burton!

My uncle

Check his shirt press

Peter's Dry Cleaner's

Yeah I know!

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