Roof Warner
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She is currently dating the famed indie musician [[Ian Pay]] after he wrote her a love ballad about the summertime, which can be found elseplace on this site. Asked what she finds wonderful about Ian, she merely says 'it's the hat' and we have to agree, it IS the hat. | She is currently dating the famed indie musician [[Ian Pay]] after he wrote her a love ballad about the summertime, which can be found elseplace on this site. Asked what she finds wonderful about Ian, she merely says 'it's the hat' and we have to agree, it IS the hat. | ||
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| + | When once sent a picture of Ian, she informed [[Leonardo Mace]] "My fingers hurt now!". | ||
She arrived at the abode of supreme fit beast [[Rob Paterson]] without her essential bosom supporting device. Asked where it had gone, she mumbled "Ian's mother walked in, and I had to hurry away." Filth! | She arrived at the abode of supreme fit beast [[Rob Paterson]] without her essential bosom supporting device. Asked where it had gone, she mumbled "Ian's mother walked in, and I had to hurry away." Filth! | ||
Current revision as of 13:06, 10 September 2006
Roof Warner aka. Shewhomustnotbenamed wass the mortal enemy of Harry Page, and even hearing her name is enough to drive him into fits of rage. Harry Page is in fact now known to be Nathan Page, famed fatty who was alleged to have died in 1994. In fact, he is still alive, and is once claimed to have dry humped her in a fit of randyness.
Nathan requested that this page be removed, but under the Removal of Shewhomustnotbenamed Act 2006, this is impossible.
She is currently dating the famed indie musician Ian Pay after he wrote her a love ballad about the summertime, which can be found elseplace on this site. Asked what she finds wonderful about Ian, she merely says 'it's the hat' and we have to agree, it IS the hat.
When once sent a picture of Ian, she informed Leonardo Mace "My fingers hurt now!".
She arrived at the abode of supreme fit beast Rob Paterson without her essential bosom supporting device. Asked where it had gone, she mumbled "Ian's mother walked in, and I had to hurry away." Filth!
She is said to be displeased about Ian and the Train Incident, and ashamed of the Nathan and the Wall Incident. Of the suggestion Ian cannot get it up, she replied "Shut up!".
She is also a 'common tart'.
