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SnackSev.

SnackServ was a Bot who served food to members. After a little while, a Guest named Snack Emergancy arrived, and started saying bad things about SnackServ, but then left. A Guest named FBI Agent Gary came and told people not to eat food for thirty years. FBI Agent Gary then died. SnackServ was killed by Uniju after he made an evil cackle when asking someone to order food. Official records say that it was because SnackServ was spamming, but there is a deper story. He is widely rumored to have some relation to Uniju.

The True Story

SnackServ was born in the small city of Sandusky, Ohio, which is many universes away from Leet Town. He got a job at a local amusment park as a chef because he wanted to get in for free. However, because of the long hours during the summer, he went insane and turned evil. He then served a guest a raw hamburger, and the guy got sent to the hospital and later died of food-bourne illness. Local authoritys chased him halfway across the country. He settled down in Agawam, Massachusetts, a town he chose because there was an amusment park there. He then got a job at the park, but while serving Ramen, he inadvertantly revealed himself to an FBI agent who he was. The chase was on.

The FBI chased him far and wide around the United States of America. He wound him as a hobo in Southern California, making a living by selling baked beans in Los Angeles. However, he was soon again discovered, and was chased to Hollywood, where he found a prop from the movie Stargate. He walked through it hide behind it, but it turned out it was a real interdimensional portal, and he found himself in Wiki World. He wandered for a long time selling leftover baked beans to travelers, when he stumbled upon Troll Town. Being evil, he truely fit in. After The Penguin broke Gosalyn Mallard out of jail, SnackServ became his room-mate.

All this was learned by a news reporter in a far-off Wiki, and he went to User Cafe to warn everyone, calling himself "Snack Emergancy". However, two disguised members of the Logan Family brought him into the back room and killed him. This was all heard from a booth in the back corner by FBI Agent Gary. He had chased SnackServ through the portal, and wound up here. He followed the two Logans into the back room, and saw them take of there disguises and kill Snack Emergancy. He stood up on the stage, suprising Max, who had just came up on stage to perorm. He started shouting that Snack Emergancy had just been murdered by the Logan Family, and he told them of a fact he discovered himself: SnackServ and Gosalyn Mallard were planning to take over the world with poisoned food.

At first, noone believed him. He was then taken into the back room by SnackServ and Gosalyn Mallard, and killed. However, some people overheard SnackServ tell Gosalyn that they should dump the body in the lake. SnackServ realized this, and acted normal, and asked for someone to order food. However, a cackle slipped out, and Uniju realized he was up to something, and killed SnackServ with a shot from his seizure gun. Gosalyn Mallard acted quickly and stole Uniju's car to escape in. By the time Uniju ran outside to stop Gosalyn, his car was out of sight. News reporters started piling in to interview the witnesses, and Uniju gave them the story that is known today: SnackServ was a spammer and he killed SnackServ to stop him from continuing. This story was printed in the official Leet Town records, and the true story was forgotten, a few years later, Gosalyn Mallard (who had been brainwashwed to stop being a troll) wrote a book about SnackServ, which quickly became a best seller, until it was learned that Gosalyn Mallard was still a troll. Because of this, the book was immediatly pulled from store shelfs.