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YellowYoshi398 and Great Gonzo engaging the Logans in battle.

The Logans are a group of Trolling outlaws currently being hunted down. Almost every Logan is a living, tree-like creature, although Gosalyn Mallard (who is largely thought of as the Logan family outcast) is more of a duck.

The Logans began their crimes as Trolls on the sunny afternoon of March the ninth, 2007, when the head of their family first struck. This Logan, like all members of his clan, was involved in the belief that Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island held complete conspiracies and starred Luigi and Yoshi rather Baby Mario and the aforementioned dinosaur. Thankfully, though, this Logan and his untruthful beliefs were put to an end thanks to the power of the Sysops, or more specifically the famous Son of Suns himself. Woody then sent his son, Thomas, out to continue the family's dastardly deeds, but the brave Sir Grodus stopped him dead in his tracks. While the Logans were still in a small veil of obscurity, Woody's granddaughter Tonya Logan decided one Saturday morning that she, too, would vandalize; although her plan was working in that there were no Sysops around to block her, a group of Users (believing her to be the then better-known Peachycakes) protected the Super Mario Wiki long enough for Super Luigi 821 to destroy her. Tonya's outraged brother, the similarly-named Tony Logan, then stepped up to the plate, although his poor planning led to defeat by Porplemontage himself. Afterwards, Woodylogan's own elderly wife, who simply went by the pseudonym "Grandma Logan", set out to avenge her family, although she, too, was stopped in her bad actions. In one of the final Logan raids, Thomas Logan (who had lost his mysterious Ecms. title after his defeat) decided to attempt at winning against the MarioWiki Users again, but the then recently-promoted KPH2293 stopped him and seemingly crushed the Logan dynasty for years to come. However, Woody's last stand came when he sent out his pet duck Gosalyn Mallard to attack the Wiki, although Sir Grodus and Plumber put an end to the Logans once and for all. However, The Penguin recently killed most of them and made the others his servants. However, a few still run amok since the Penguin died, such as Porkey Pig.

Trivia

• Woodylogan is the older brother of Trunkle, making him a Logan. Trunkle was dealt with by Mario and Luigi, instead of a sysop or patroller.

• There is a group of UnLogan Quads. They are isyou, Shroobario, HK, and Plumber.