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SnackSev.

SnackServ is a user who once served food to members. After a little while, a Guest named Snack Emergancy arrived, and started saying bad things about SnackServ, but then disappeared. A Guest named FBI Agent Gary came and told people not to eat food for thirty years. FBI Agent Gary then disappeared. SnackServ was killed by Uniju after he made an evil cackle when asking someone to order food. Official records say that it was because SnackServ was spamming, but there is a deeper story. He is widely rumored to have some relation to Uniju.

The True Story

SnackServ was born in the small city of Sandusky, Ohio, which is many universes away from Leet Town. His real name is Klargo, but becuase of his life-long dream to become a fast food worker, he was nicknamed "Klargo the Krispy" or just "Krispy". As a teenager, he got a job at a local amusment park as a chef because he wanted to get in for free, and because he wanted to cook fried food. However, because of the long hours during the summer, he went insane and turned evil, thus changing his name to "SnackServ" and pretending to be a Bot. He then served a guest a raw hamburger, and the guy got sent to the hospital and later died of foodborne illness. Local authoritys chased him halfway across the country. He settled down in Agawam, Massachusetts, a town he chose because there was an amusment park there. He then got a job at the park, but while serving Ramen, he inadvertantly revealed himself to an FBI agent who he was. The chase was on.

The FBI chased him far and wide around the United States of America. He wound him as a hobo in Southern California, making a living by selling baked beans in Los Angeles. However, he was soon again discovered, and was chased to Hollywood, where he found a prop from the movie Stargate. He walked through it hide behind it, but it turned out it was a real interdimensional portal, and he found himself in Wiki World. He wandered for a long time selling leftover baked beans to travelers, when he stumbled upon Troll Town. Being evil, he truely fit in. After The Penguin broke Gosalyn Mallard out of jail, SnackServ became his room-mate.

All this was learned by a news reporter in a far-off Wiki, and he went to User Cafe to warn everyone, calling himself "Snack Emergancy". However, two disguised members of the Logan Family brought him into the back room and killed him. This was all heard from a booth in the back corner by FBI Agent Gary. He had chased SnackServ through the portal, and wound up here. He followed the two Logans into the back room, and saw them take of there disguises and kill Snack Emergancy. He stood up on the stage, suprising Max, who had just came up on stage to perorm. He started shouting that Snack Emergancy had just been murdered by the Logan Family, and he told them of a fact he discovered himself: SnackServ and Gosalyn Mallard were planning to take over the world with poisoned food.

At first, noone believed him. He was then taken into the back room by SnackServ and Gosalyn Mallard, and killed. However, some people overheard SnackServ tell Gosalyn that they should dump the body in the lake. SnackServ realized this, and acted normal, and asked for someone to order food. However, a cackle slipped out, and Uniju realized he was up to something, and shot SnackServ with his seizure gun. Gosalyn Mallard acted quickly and stole Uniju's car to escape in. By the time Uniju ran outside to stop Gosalyn, his car was out of sight. News reporters started piling in to interview the witnesses, and Uniju gave them the story that is known today: SnackServ was a spammer and he killed SnackServ to stop him from continuing. This story was printed in the official Leet Town records, and the true story was forgotten, a few years later, Gosalyn Mallard (who had been brainwashwed to stop being a troll) wrote a book about SnackServ, which quickly became a best seller, until it was learned that Gosalyn Mallard was still a troll. Because of this, the book was immediatly pulled from store shelfs.

SnackServ after the Incident

After Uniju shot and "killed" SnackServ, the User Cafe was shut down. Police found SnackServ there the next day, and found him to still be alive, but just barely. Medical personal were called in, and he was taken to the medical wing of the Mario Wiki Pen.. It was soon discovered that he was mentally unstable. He was transferred to Arkham Asylum, where counselling revealed he had gone insane because of constant 10 AM to Midnight hours at the amusment park he worked at in Ohio. Further counselling and medication resulted in both curing his insanity, and his insomnia (which he had ever since he worked at the amusment park). He became the first person ever released from the Asylum.

Today he is an average user, and his recovery is almost over, but he still haunted by his past, and perfers to live outside of Leet Town incase his insanity comes up again. He lives by himself an a tropical island near the eqautor that he discovered, that he calls Cookie Island. He has recently been reported to be trying to buy a dog as a pet because he feels it might help his recovery to have something to be happy about. He is not a true user however, because he arrived in Wiki World during the Wiki Drought. Despite being cured, he still calls himself SnackServ because he thought his real name sounded stupid.