Fuck you! Yes I can! MOOOOOAAAAAR WIIIIIINE!
From Lord Of Utterdom
You know what? Fine. Whatever. Have it your way!
You wake up. I don't know how and I don't care. You drink every god-damned bottle of wine in the cellar, then just roam the country side for the next thousand years, terrorizing villagers and townships in your search for more wine, drinking every drop you find.
At the end of a thousand years, every grape in the world has been used to satiate your thirst, and the world has no more wine. At all.
Stories over man. You can go home now.
