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From Kokorodatabase
MY MASTERPIECE, which Cherry deleted and replaced with something useful:
In the beginning there was ambiguity as to the fate of Momomiya Ichigo. But the manga of Tokyo Mew Mew ended up with MxI, and Ikumi Mia and Yoshida Reiko and all their staff were happy. But the fangirls were not, which was odd. But canon still ruled all in its own domain. And though fanfics and games popped up all over contradicting it, none of them were good, except for ours.
And the animators had hinted at RxI in various promotional items, but when the truth became known to the manga readers, they too saw the light. And they thought, and worked, and wrote all hours of the night until the animation almost got as bad as Yoakena Cabbage Love's, and there was RxR. And there was cake-sharing and underwater kisses, and all was right with the world.
And there was MxZ, which was blatantly obvious, but the puritan fangirls were afraid. And they put Minto and Zakuro in all sorts of pairings that made no sense. But a movement has begun to arise, one to bring them back to their rightful place. And even the English dub writers used it, even though it was as a running gag to damage Corina's dignity.
And there was BxT, also known as PxT to those uneducated in the ways of canon names. But nobody really questioned that.
Then Yoshida Reiko left the project to write more stories with less fangirls challenging the way things were meant to be. But Ikumi Mia still kept on, even though she could only draw and wanted to retcon the series to match the anime! And her valiant efforts were recorded in a la mode, where there was BxT mark II, so named because BeriixTasuku has the same initials as Bu-lingxTaruto and BeriixMeguro-kun would not be consistent with the other names. So yes. Stuff happened.
And there was this one filler episode where KxR became a household name, and it was canon in Mirror, even though in that same filler, it was said that it could never happen. But since certain people think it is, there we go.