The Landlord

From Intelligent Shit Music

[EP84] The Landlord - Lord of the Land

WE ARE THE LAND LORD! the inhuman voice of a tyrant went out across the land... indeed the land was owned by that of a mad man... a crumbling lord in his crumbling land lording his lordship over a crummy king that would never make him sing... glands in their hands... burning desires... the crazies kept in a house to shut out the obvious... yes they were quite proud in their proclamations... of who they were...

but one day the ground began to melt with the hushed whispers of defiance... increasing taxes thru-out the land was making things even more the restless... unhappy citizens rolling in their stew of shitizenship... meanwhile in that house full of the unsane a plan is hatched... a most sinister plan! ...

the brain removal of a key figure is the last straw / the dam is about to damn break... as this was expected, the evil forces of his Lordship were gathered in the courtyard... lying in wait... a break in the activities or a not-so-calm buzz before the storm gathers in their heads... THINGS... horrible things!

The Lord's right hand man was secretly working against him all along... the change in tides was now possible? or at least probable! pyscho babble... the lord was already close to the edge but this was the final push... madness sprang forth and his actions spoke louder than the birds...

the clock struck midnite and the crazies esscaped! ... they gathered their weapons of the mind and were fully ready for the battle at hand that was about to Become! ... they tore into the land, the kingdome... destroying all in their path... rebelling like rebels often do! ... the lord fought his last stand that day and in one final shout proclaimed "WE OWN THE LAND!" ... but whether this was true remained to be seen... not heard but screamed...

he didn't expect them to have land mines! ... the thoughts of a dying lord as their joyful cries rang out thru the land that was no longer his! ... woe is the Landlord!

TRACKLISTING

1. [EP84] The Landlord - 01 We Are the Landlord (1:57)

2. [EP84] The Landlord - 02 The Crumbling King and His Lord (2:54)

3. [EP84] The Landlord - In Their Crumbling Land (3:01)

4. [EP84] The Landlord - 04 The House of Crazy (1:18)

5. [EP84] The Landlord - 05 The Landlord is Us! (2:32)

6. [EP84] The Landlord - 06 The Ground is Melting (3:17)

7. [EP84] The Landlord - 07 Tax Time in Land Country (3:58)

8. [EP84] The Landlord - 08 Meanwhile in The House of Crazy... (0:18)

9. [EP84] The Landlord - 09 The Peasant's Lobotomy (3:13)

10. [EP84] The Landlord - 10 Monsters in the Courtyard (3:08)

11. [EP84] The Landlord - 11 Thing VI (1:20)

12. [EP84] The Landlord - 12 A Beautiful Deception in the Kingdom of Light (3:20)

13. [EP84] The Landlord - 13 The Lord Has Lost His Mind (2:10)

14. [EP84] The Landlord - 14 Midnight in The House of Crazy (2:36)

15. [EP84] The Landlord - 15 An End to Peace, A Call to Arms (3:18)

16. [EP84] The Landlord - 16 Destruction... Angler Fish Rebellion (3:06)

17. [EP84] The Landlord - 17 We Own the Land! (3:17)

18. [EP84] The Landlord - 18 We Have Landsplosives (Lost in the Land of the Dying Lord) (3:07)

TRT - 47:50