Power Glove

From Intelligent Shit Music

Centrepiece of whatever record comes after Men in Goats, Power Glove (or combk.rns) is pretty poppy, and first surfaced, in edited form, on Dark & Moist:Ample Samples

[edit] LYRICS

I got my power glove
It reminds me of the eighties
I burst into the club and show it to the pretty ladies
They say oh shit player keep on wearing that glove
Then roll me on home and come on lets make love.

I got my superscope
It reminds me of '91
I put it on my shoulder and then roll in to the club
They say hot DAMN keep on shooting that gun
Then roll me on home and come on let's make love.

When I had Mega CD no one would ever love me :(
They said it looks pretty stupid and does nothing for me.
So I said OH SHIT SEGA stop pedalling me this crap
So I threw it in the bin and that was that (was that)

Will you still love me when the power glove is gone?
I'm on my last set of batteries and they never last too long
Will you still hold my hand if there's nothing there but flesh?
I can make the sounds with my own mouth c'mon tell me you're impressed?

I got virtual boy
It reminds of ninety-none
No one ever had one cos it was pretty much not fun
We all say Nin-nin-nintendo we'll forgive you this dud
'cos the night is still young, let's go home, let's make love.

Will you still love me when the power glove is gone?
I'm on my last set of batteries and they never last too long
Will you still hold my hand if there's nothing there but flesh?
I can make the sounds with my own mouth c'mon tell me you're impressed?