Clever Girl

From Intelligent Shit Music

[EP94] Clever Girl - Hyper Intelligent Velociraptors That Solve Crimes

Years ago a rumor slash legend sprang forth of a 4th Jurrashik Purk film... the script or idear called for what could be considered one of the strangest and amusing plots i've ever heard about... velociraptors who were experimented on and made to be HYPER INTELLIGENT in order for them to solve crimes... in medieval castles!!! ... just this bat-shit insane THING! ... it always enthralled and enchanted me and it was just too crazy to be true let alone ever made... so i made a concept EP based around the idear!

In it we follow a raptor named Sauron who is on the case to end all cases... eventually ending up in outer spaces! ... i don't want to reveal TOO MUCH of ze proverbial plot points! ... but the first few songs set up the basic ideas... raptors in castles getting the viewer used to the very idea of such creatures and their function... then talking about how they smoke pipes and solve crimes all while wearing sherlock holmes caps on their scaly heads... THEN THE MISSION BEGINS... a clue is found! ... through the power of dino might our hero survives the destruction of Earth by going into space where a space station leads to an even more sinister plan! ... he becomes the last dead dinosaur and eventually a worshipped god! ... that's the general idea, at least...

the gist of it!

TRACKLISTING:

1 Raptors In Castles

2 Smoking Little Pipes, Solving Little Crimes

3 Wearing Sherlock Holmes Caps Atop Their Scaly Heads

4 Sauron Finds A Clue [The Velocity of II]

5 So Sore, So Wrong... DINO MIGHT!

6 Raptors In Space

7 Things To Do With Denver When Yr the Last Dead Dinosaur

8 War Ship Thy Dino God