Weirdies: Original Adventure/3x30
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[edit] Spring Cleaning
[edit] Preparations for Cleanup
Narrator: After a heated match and a well-deserved shift of luck for two teenage ninjas. Everyone decided to get a good night's sleep and the following morning, Jess thought aloud:
Jess: this place could use a little spring cleaning...
Dimentio: I'm out.
Jess: Great! You get to clean the toilet!
Zoot: *Giggles* Dimentio gets the man-eating toilet! XD
Jess: A-yep! And you get Fluffernut's cage! *hands Zoot a spatula while handing Dimentio a toilet brush*
Dimentio: *at Zoot* Haha, you get the rat! *slap!* Oww! You really need to stop doing that!
Jess: You need to stop being a jerk.
Yotsuba: I wanna help, too! 8D
Zoot: I get the guinea pig! Fwee! 8D
Dimentio: *whispering* NiGHTS... I'll give you five dollars if you'll clean the toilet for me...
Jess: NiGHTS, I'll give you 20 bucks if you seperate the clothes for me.
NiGHTS: ... Sorry, Dimentio. I'm going with the higher payoff. :D *goes to seperate the clothes*
Dimentio: SELLOUT!
Kururu: I can help! I can help lots!
Maddie: Destroying things doesn't count as cleaning.
Kururu: You're no fun.
Jess: We're not here to be fun.
Mikey: I'm takin' initiative! I'm gonna go clean the couch.
Jess: Okay!
Mikey: *thinking* And any spare change I find is miiiiine~!
Jess: *after Mikey's gone to the living room* Good thing we never drop change in the couch cushions.
Maddie: *Giggling* Sneaky!
Mr. Small: *tapping your knee, because that's pretty much as far as he can get* Excuse me. Is there any way that I could be of assitance? *does the Puss in Boots face*
Jess: Sure thing. *hands Mr Small a duster* You can dust the chair and table legs in the kitchen.
Mr. Small: *Salutes*
Jess: :D
Dimentio: Gomez... I'll give you 5 bucks if you clean the toilet...
Gomez: You should really do your own job instead of paying others to do it.
Jess: That's right, Dimentio! And no magic. Elbow grease.
Dimentio: 8( Okay... *trudges off to the bathroom*
Jess: And scrub the bathtub while you're in there!
Penny: I don't think he even has five bucks...
Jess: Yeah. I made him give me all his money as payment for trashing my mola.
Gomez: Your what-a?
Jess: My mola. It was an art project based on quilt patterns from South America. I got an A on it. :D
Maddie: Cool! Sounds like fun! :D
Kururu: So, if I can't destroy things, what can I do?
Jess: You can go with Gomez.
Gomez: Sounds good! ... Wait, what?!
Jess: I'm calling Jade Garden to order some Chinese food. You guys can go pick it up. :D
Kururu: Works for me! :D
Maddie: Same here! Anything Chinese food works for me! :D
Jess: Great! *hangs the phone up* They say it'll be ready in about five to ten minutes. Go, men! Go, go, gooo!
Gomez: Uh, right! *rushes out the door*
Kururu: Wait up! *runs after Gomez, with slight difficulty, due to his stubby little legs*
(After they've left, Jess turns to Maddie.)
Jess: Maddie, I'll need you to help me with one of the most important job in this household. It's a two-person job. If we fail, we'll end up in a really big stink.
Maddie: Okay! What is it?
Jess: The task we are about to attempt is... *holds up a shampoo bottle* Washing the dog! :D Back when he was still Tidbit, Chase hated dog baths, that's why it was such a hassle. Plus, we usually only give him a bath the day before we take him to the vet, which adds to the anxiety. And he's afraid of the hose.
Maddie: Okay! I can help with doing that! :D
Jess: Great! Let's go get the bathee.
(Meanwhile, in the bathroom...)
Dimentio: You gotta be kidding me. *stares warily at the nastily encrusted toilet brush* Has this thing been replaced in the last century?! I ain't touchin' it.
(Meanwhile...)
Zoot: Come on, Fluffy! I need you out of here so I can clean your cage! *puts her on his hat*
(Meanwhile again...)
Mr. Small: *while dusting the table legs* I can't say when I've had this much fun!
[edit] We got the Keys
(Meanwhile, AGAAAIIN...)
Jess: *shuffles around Dad's side of the dresser* Got it! I got the shop keys! Now we can get the hose! *peeks in the kitchen* How's it coming, you guys?
Zoot: Fluffy likes my hat. :3
Mr. Small: Everything's going splendid here! I can't belive I never thought of this before! I mean, who wants dusty table legs?
Jess: Not my parents, that's for sure. XD Y'know, Fluffy, I Think you learned your lesson. (Changes Fluffernut back into Frieda)
Frieda: *Wearing Zoot's Hat* Hoo-Boy. It's good to be standin' on my big, long legs again!
Jess: Hey... where'd Kat, Ana, Penny, Mike and Yotsuba go?
(Yotsuba has taken the initiative and is folding clothes that have come out of the dryer.)
Yotsuba: Me-Chan! Let us do sorting!
ConC!Yotsuba: (Picks up the Pile of clothes from her Younger Self. She didn't not fold them very neatly, but she's only 5. Give her some slack.) Sure, Kiddo... Whatever you say.
NiGHTS: So, How was Nate?
Yotsuba: He was Awesome! I couldn't have him any other way, He's Okay... I cant wait to tell our friends all about you guys and this Ninja-thing The Wonder Twins have going for 'em when we return to our world. Speaking of which...
- Kat and Ana are outside, cutting the grass with their katanas.*
Kat: This is much easier than a lawnmower!
- Penny and Mike are cleaning out the fridge of old items. Due to any risks, they are wearing HAZMAT suits*
Mike: Is that cheese supposed to be blue?
Penny: Yeah, but I don't think it's supposed to be moving...
Jess: Um, we don't buy blue cheese... 8<
Mikey: *pokes up from the couch cushions* Uh yeah, that was probably mine. Sorry. *Sweatdrop*
Spike: What did I Tell you back in Sessions 10 and 34?
Jess: Ewww...
Mike: We need to be careful...
Penny: If we drop this, we could endanger the house...
Mike: I'm ready. Open the bag.
- Penny opens up a plastic bag, while Mike uses tongs to grab the cheese, and drops it in the bag.*
Penny: Got it! *closes bag, and throws it in a machine Mike has. Flames come out, and the bag is burnt to ashes, along with the cheese*
[edit] The Dog
Jess: Yay! The nasty cheese has been destroyed!!! *applause* w00t! Okay, Maddie, let's go give Tid his annual bath.
Maddie: All right! Let's do this thing! :D
Jess: Just make sure to stay calm, reassuring things to him while we're doing this, 'cuz he's terrified of running water as Tidbit. And watch out for the shake.
Maddie: Okay! I can do that! :D
Jess: Great! :D *gives you the shop keys* You get the hose, okay? *runs out to where Chase is with his leash*
Maddie: Okay! *goes to get the hose*
[edit] Bathtime
Chase: Yo! Jess... You wanted to see me?
Jess: I brought you... this! *holds out leash*
Chase: The Leash, Y-You're Changing me Back?
Jess: How...Observant.
Chase: Uh, We're going for a walk right?
Jess: Not Exactly.
(beat)
Maddie: *to self* This can't end well...
Chase: Oh, Uh... That's Nice. *sees the Hose* Unneeded Hose is Unneeded, eh... If you excuse me, Mom's got some Kesh in the Oven and- (Turned back into Tidbit) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! This isnt Fair, Jess!
Jess: Sorry, Tidbit... It's back to Normal for this Bath...
Tidbit: MYYYY GOOOOOOD!!!!
Jess: *clips the leash on him and unhooks his chain* Let's go, Tid. The sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
Mr. Small: *watching us* He's worse than Mr. Messy!
Mikey: *poppin' out from the couch again* He's a dog, whaddaya expect?
Maddie: True, but even my dog doesn't struggle this much!
Jess: I... probably... traumatised him by taunting him with his old water jug... *Sweatdrop*
Tidbit: That snake's sprayed its nasty spit on me! Then you guys are gonna put green slime on me! I don't want that! I'm perfectly Capable of Bathing by Myself
Jess: I'll give you treats afterwards.
Tidbit: ... You're not gonna let me get out of this, are you?
Jess: Nope.
Maddie: Come on, Tidbit. The sooner you get it over with, the better.
Tidbit: *whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine*
Jess: Could you hold him for a second? I'm gonna hook up the hose and turn on the water.
Maddie: Okay. *takes his leash*
(Jess connects the hose to the outdoor faucetand turn on the water.)
Tidbit: I hear it! I hear it! C'MON!!! Why the Hose, I can bathe by myself
Jess: I know but to put you on equal ground with Fluff after her little stunt, Tidbit...
Maddie: J-Just calm down, Tidbit! (Tidbit tries to hide in Maddie's armpit.) ...I can tell that this isn't going to be easy. Please get out of my armpit.
Tidbit: Hide me... 8<
Mr. Small: *calling from inside* You gots to look insiiide yourself! Positate the negative! When life throws pies atcha, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.
Zoot: *from inside as well* I'm a new man!
Mike: *through one of his mikes* I'M THE HUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Small: I wasn't talking to you gents. I was talking to the dog. :|
Zoot and Mike: Sorry.
Jess: Alright, Mads. *hands Maddie the hose* Spray 'im.
Maddie: Okay! *starts to spray him*
Tidbit: *whines* C'mooooooonnnn... *tries to cling to me*
Jess: Sorry, boy, but this is for your own good. *starts to lather soap on him*
[edit] The Long Drive
- meanwhile, with Kururu and Gomez...*
Kururu: Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez. Gomez.
Gomez: *groan* Whaaaaaaaat?!
Kururu: Are we there yet? ^v^
Gomez: Almost.
[edit] A Nostalgic Bath
Meanwhile...
(We're halfway through washing Tidbit.)
Jess: I'm sorry, boy! This had to be done!
Tidbit: *tilts his head*
Jess: Oh no...
Tidbit: *shaaaaaakkkkeee!!!!*
Maddie: #ideaplz *grabs a giant umbrella out of her hammerspace backpack, and covers both of us*
Jess: Geez, Tid! You were so lucky back in the day! Brings back Memories, eh...
Tidbit: You were jealous cause You had to take a bath every night and I only got one once a year! And now...
Voice: Ah ha ha! You know what makes this fun?
(Dimentio's watching the whole thing. Oh joy.)
Dimentio: The fact that I don't have to do it! :D
Maddie: Dimentio, go away, or I'll slap you with this umbrella. Or squirt the hose at you. Or both.
Jess: Dimentio! I thought I told you to clean the toilet, with no magic!
Dimentio: No, you said to use elbow grease. But guess what? I have no elbows! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!
Maddie: Okay, you asked for it. *squirts him with the hose*
Dimentio: *squirt'd* Bwaaah!!!
Tidbit: Hahaha! I'm not the only one who gets it! *shaaaaakke!!!*
Maddie: *Giggling*
- Orbulon walks in. His hair is out of it's ponytail, and he's half asleep*
Orbulon: *groggily* I heard a scream. What happened? It woke me from my nap.
Jess: Nothing, nothing! We're just playing with the hose! :D
Dimentio: -_-;
Orbulon: *still groggy* Whatever. I'm going back to sleep. *leaves*
Jess: Okay! :D
Dimentio: That wasn't very funny. *wringing out his hat*
Maddie: You're right. It was hilarious! LOL!
Dimentio: *ELECTRICAL EYE-BEAM STAAAAAARE*
Jess: Come on, Tid. Bath's almost over. Let's just rinse the soapies off so you don't have soapy crusties in your fur...
Maddie: I'll do it! *rinses him with the hose*
(The Girls manage to get Tidbit rinsed off. Jess turns Tidbit back into Chase just before Jess' Dad arrives)
Mr. Paltrivel: Ah, Chase. Welcome home, Boy.
Chase: Hey, Dad.
Mr. Paltrivel: I hear you Freed a planet from the Tyranny of your sister, and speaking of Frieda...
Frieda: I'll never go mad with power and/or attempt to eat The Chort again...
Mr. Paltrivel: And no Electronics for a Week.
Frieda: Yeah, Daddy...
(at that moment Gomez and Kururu return with the Chinese takeout.)
Gomez: *holding takeout bags* We're back!
Kururu: *with a bump on his head* I got hit by a paper fan. They didn't have curry!
Jess: I told you I didn't think there were any curry places around here, didn't I? ... Ooh, eggrolls! *swipe!* OMG
[edit] Chinese Food
(Later, we're done with all the spring cleaning and we're sitting in the living room, eating the Chinese food.)
Jess: Okay, I'm gonna see what's on TV. *turns the TV on* Ooh, Avatar's on!!! *changes the station to what's showing Avatar: The Last Airbender*
Dimentio: Ugh, again with the stupid airbender?
Jess: *firey eyes!* I... NEVER... MISS... AVATAR...
NiGHTS: She's got fire in her eyes! D:
Mr. Small: *with mouth full of rice* Does that make her a firebender? ;)
Jess: Eh, no.
Yotsuba: Why do they put pieces of paper in these little cookies?
Jess: No idea.
Kururu: My cookie says that I'm a radiant beam of personality, and it should be the Kururu Platoon instead of the Keroro Platoon!
Maddie: *takes Kururu's paper slip* No, it says "You are not as good as most people".
Dimentio: My cookie says "duck". These things are always so stup-- *hit by a pillow!*
Maddie: *Giggle* You should have listened to the cookie!
Jess: *firey eyes!* KEEP IT DOWN, PEOPLE!!! I'm still watching Avatar!
(Jess is paying so much attention to the TV, she does not notice Dimentio getting a blue marker and drawing on my forehead...)
Kururu: *whispering to Mr. Small* I'm not going to tell her about what he's doing.
Dimentio: *is done* Look, everyone! It's the Avatar!
(Whahe ended up doing is drawing a blue arrow on Jess' forehead like Aang. Oh, he is sooooo dead.)
Dimentio: Save us, Avatar, o master of all elements! Ah ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!
TV: "This was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market." "What happened in your dream?" "FOOD EATS PEOPLE! Also, Momo could talk. You said some very unkind things."
Gomez: That ponytail guy has issues. 8|
Kururu: *looks at Jess, then busts out laughing*
Jess: -_-;
Dimentio: *stands in frond of the TV*
Jess: Move. Now.
Dimentio: Mmmm.... no. :D
Orbulon: I'd do what she says...
- kicks Dimentio out of the way*
Orbulon: I told you.
Jess: Ohey, guys, my birthday's in less than three weeks. Hint hint.
Yotsuba: *eating her fortune cookie* Huh?
Maddie: I know where this is going! :D
Yotsuba: *still eating* Huh?
Jess: Okay, now that Avatar's over, I gotta pee. *leaves for the bathroom*
[edit] The Plan
Dimentio: ... Okay, everyone... *checks to see that I'm not listening behind the hall* I have something that needs your help.
Kururu: Does it involve me or Shortstuff in a headlock?
Mr. Small: I really wish you'd stop calling me that.
Dimentio: No, you idiot. *kicks Kururu* Let's throw Jess a surprise party!
(Dimentio... listen. Crickets.)
Zoot: I like that idea!!!! 8D
Dimentio: At least someone sees things my way. :D Anyone else?
Kat and Ana: It sounds like fun! We'll do it! :D
Orbulon: Why not? It sounds like a good idea.
Mike: Only if me and Penny can supply the music. :D
Shooting Star: Hold it!
Dimentio: ... When did you come in?
Shooting Star: I've been here this whole time. Over there, reading. Harry Potter makes me lose track of time. 8|
Dimentio: So... why do you want me to hold it?
Shooting Star: Why do you wanna do something nice for Jess? Since when have you done anything nice, except for yourself?
Kururu: Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with SS here.
Mr. Small: The yellow amphibian-like extraterrestrial is right. I bid you apoligies, Mr. Dimentio, but I can't agree with you. *takes hat off, and places it on his chest for a tiny bit, then puts it back on*
Dimentio: Weellllllll... I just felt the need to be nice at least once this year. ... That, and I wanted to get her off my back since that last incident with the smoke bomb in her pillow. XD
(Everyone groans.)
Orbulon: You can't be serious...
Dimentio: *not listening to him* Okay, here's the plan I've laid out.
(Dimentio puts up an display easel with his master plan. It's titled "My Master Plan" and has sequencial drawings that pretty much say "present + cake + ? == happy Jess". There is also a footnote that says "Note to self: work in an atom bomb somehow" and a random doodle of a disturbingly muscular Dimentio labeled "i am AWESOME".)
Mikey: ..... Nice...
Penny: That doodle's going to make me hurl.
Kururu: Where are you planning to get an atom bomb? 'Cuz I'm not gonna make one for you.
Dimentio: ... *covers up doodle with his hand* Uh, the atom bomb thing was a joke... *sweatdrop, ahem* Anyway, I made a photocopy of Jess's birthday wishlist. *takes it out and unfolds it* Here's some good ideas for presents. Mike and Penny, you can supply the music as you suggested. Hint: she's taken a recent interest to music by Crush 40. I'll be in charge of the cake!
(Everyone groans again. They know of Dimentio's messy baking habits.)
Dimentio: I was planning on ordering an ice cream cake from Dairy Queen. -_-;
(Everyone sighs in relief.)
Gomez: If it'll make Jess happy... I'll help, too! I can help with the decorations, maybe?
Maddie: Sounds like a good idea!
Orbulon: One of the best ones he's had in a long time...
Maddie: Let's do it! :D
Dimentio: YES! ... Oh, crap, she's coming back! Act natural!
(Jess come back into the living room, looking relieved and somewhat disgusted.)
Jess: Uh... I'd give it a minute in there... I did some pretty lethal food combining. *sweatdrop*
All: Uh...okay!
Jess: :D *humming a happy tune*
Dimentio: *looks around suspiciously*
Jess: ... What's with that look in your eyes?
Dimentio: Oh, nothing~
Mike: Yeah. It's...nothing...
Jess: *goes into the kitchen* Hey, who wants Doritos?
Mikey: Me!!! *rushes in*
Maddie: Same here! *picks up Mr. Small and Kururu, then follows*
Dimentio: Well, while you guys pig out on chips, I have to go... somewhere... to pick up... something. Ciao! *warp*
Jess: ... What is he up to?
Maddie, Mr. Small, and Kururu: No idea...
Jess: Hmm...
Narrator: Looks like Dimentio's Plan can go without a hitch, but it's time for more groceries!
