Weirdies: Original Adventure/3x03
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[edit] Voodoo Teim
[edit] Let's-A Jam
Jess: So, what do you guys wanna do now?!
NiGHTS: I wanna ROCK! XD
Jess: *Giggling*
Zoot: I wanna rock too! *Headbanging*
NiGHTS: ... I was just making a funny...
Zoot: But I wanna rock!
Mike: T-t-t-totally dude!
NiGHTS: ... Oh man, I started something.
Zoot: So, do we get to rock?
Jess: Yeah, sure. Why not? XD
Zoot: YAAAAAY! ^_^
Dimentio: *lack of enthusiasm* Yay.
Mike: *takes as many rock related stuff out of his compartment as he can (instruments, amps, costumes, and advertizements)*
Jess: Yay! *w00t*
Zoot: We's gonna rock! *OMG*
Jess: Yay yay yay yay! 8D
Zoot: *clapping*
Dimentio: *Yawn*
Mr. Small: *grabs a costume, then runs behind a tree only to come back in a few moments with a black jumpsuit, black leather jacket, red flowerpot hat, and a pair of wire glasses. He's dressed as a Devo member (think the one Strong Sad was dressed as)*
Dimentio: *apathically* Oh, look at the little flowerpot man with glasses.
Maddie, Kat, and Ana: FWEE! 8D
NiGHTS: *tilts his head like a confused puppy*
Maddie: I'm guessing he doesn't know about Devo...
Jess: Unless weirdos have been going to Devo concerts in their sleep, yeah.
Maddie: Okay...
Zoot: I wanna costume!
Dimentio: Yeah, well, I want to be the ruler of the universe. Tough noogies.
Mike: *tosses an outfit to Zoot, and chucks a guitar pick at Dimentio*
Dimentio: *dodges guitar pick* Your throwing skills suck. =P
Penny: *while looking through costumes* It's not all that wise to make fun of robots...
Dimentio: Why?
Penny: Let's just say, Mike can store some pretty big things in his hammerspace compartment...
Dimentio: Riiiiiight...
Jess: Enough already! *dressed like Staria from coolPARODIES(y'know, my made-up band?)* I says we get to ROCKiN'!
Mikey: Was that lowercase "i" in the midst of all ps a HSR reference or NiGHTS reference?
Jess: -_-; Nevermind that.
Maddie: *dressed as "Left Eye" Lopez* All right! Rock 'n roll time! *w00t*
Jess: WOO! *plays air guitar*
Dimentio: What... are you doing?
Jess: I can't play any musical instruments worth crap. XD I can sing, though!
Maddie: *w00t* I can play only a few keyboard songs, but I bet we could make the songs rock! :D
Jess: Okay, I'll be either the lead singer or one of the singers. I'm pretty sure you guys don't wanna hear my other musical talent. *coughbutttrumpetcough*
NiGHTS: I can play my invisible flute! :D
Dimentio: On one foot? *giggle*
NiGHTS: *doesn't get it*
Zoot: I think it's obvious what I'll play...
Jess: Yep. XD
- Kat and Ana are fighting again, this time over a guitar*
Katrina: Whoa, What the shell?
Anabelle: Why would you be fighting this close to our gig?
Kat: But I want this guitar!
Ana: And I want it too!
Katrina: Yo, Jess, Ya hear 'em.
Jess: Loud n' clear... *clones the guitar* There. Happy now?
Kat: :D
Ana: :D
Jess: Great!
Kururu: Yes! Turntables never fail! *sets them up in his own personal way*
Jess: Yay. *claps apathically*
Mike: I call dibs on another singer.
Orbulon: I'm fine unless-
Maddie: You get to play the guitar!
Orbulon: -I have to play the guitar...
Jess: *giggling* Okay, are we ready?
Maddie: I think so, yeah. :D
Jess: Okay then! Let's get started!
Yotsuba: Makeup! *p00fs a makeup p00fer in my face*
Jess: O_O *cough cough* Th-thanks, Yotsuba.
Yotsuba: :D
Maddie: All right! We're ready to rock!
Gomez: We are? *elbow'd* Oh yeah, we are! *sweatdrop*
Maddie: Yay! *to Orbulon* Count us off, The Ugly One.
Orbulon: *to self* Just ignore it, and it will all be better...
Jess: *Giggling*
NiGHTS: I don't get that, either.
Dimentio: Here's a hint. GET A COMPUTER.
[edit] Rock Out
Orbulon: Fine. One, two, three...
(Music starts playing with an awesome guitar riff, cool drumming and somehow Zoot's sax and NiGHTS' flute are worked in there.)
Jess:
- Welcome to the Grand Illusion
- Come on in and see what's happening
- Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
- The stage is set, the band starts playing
- Suddenly your heart is pounding
- Wishing secretly you were a star
- Don't be fooled by the radio
- The TV or the magazines
- They'll show you photographs of how your life should be
- But they're just someone else's fantasies
- So if you think your life is complete confusion
- 'Cause you never win the game
- Just remember that it's a Grand Illusion
- And deep inside we're all the same
- All the same
(Insert another awesome guitar riff here.)
- So if you think your life is complete confusion
- 'Cause your neighbor's got it made
- Just remember that it's a Grand Illusion
- And deep inside we're all the same
- America spells competition
- Join us in the blind ambition
- Get yourself a brand new motorcar
- And someday soon we'll stop to ponder
- What on earth's this spell we're under
- We made the grade and still we wonder
- Who we really are
(And yet another awesome guitar riff closes it up.)
Maddie: *w00t* That...was...AWESOME!!! 8D
Jess: Yeah, it was! 8D
Mr. Small: Shall we do another?
Jess: Naw, I think we've had enough rock for one day. ^_^
Mr. Small: *Puss in Boots face*
Jess: Well, maybe--
(Something explodes in the distance.)
Mikey: Waugh! What was that?!!?!
NiGHTS: Sounded like Wizeman getting his metaphysical. XD
Kat: This could be serious!
Ana: We should figure out what it was!
Gomez: ... OKAY, I'LL DO IT!!!
Jess: You're right. Let's go!
Gomez: Sounded like it came from downtown Chestnut... dangit, we're in the rural part of the county, we won't make it in time!
Jess: This'll be a good time for you to learn the values of breaking the speed limit, Gomez! :D
Gomez: Do I have to...?
Jess: Yes.
Mikey: C'mon, do it! Do it, do it, do it!
Maddie: *w00t* Speedy speed girl time! 8D
Jess: That's the alien I know and love~! Let's pile in Mom's car and MOTOR!
[edit] Crazy Carz
(Later, in The Paltrivel Family car on a straight-a-way...)
Jess: Put the pedal to the metal!!!
Gomez: Pedal's to the metal!
Jess: Gun it!!!
Gomez: Gunning it!
Jess: Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!
Gomez: Supercali-- wait, what?!
Jess: Just teasin'. =P
Mr. Small: *looking a little queasy*
Maddie: Uh-oh, I forgot about your car sickness...
(NiGHTS and Yotsuba[Dualized again] are flying outside beside the car. NiGHTS notices Mr Small's sickface.)
NiGHTS: The little one I tackled earlier looks a bit sick. I feel bad for doing that now. :(
Mr. Small: I feel unwell...
Maddie: Please don't throw up in the car...
Jess: Yeah, Mom would kill me.
- whump!*
Mikey: Waugh!!! Wuzzat?!?!
Jess: I think that was a pothole... and it hit Dimentio's head on the car ceiling. *Thumbs Up* Way to go, Gomez! :D
Dimentio: Nooooo... not "way to go"...
Mr. Small: That didn't help my stomach at all...
Jess: I think we're here. *car stops* Whoa... what happened here?!?!
(We're in the area near my school, and the place is pretty much trashed.)
Dimentio: Whatever happened... I just want to say... NICE JOB!!! <w00t> *punch'd* T_T
Mr. Small: Air, I need air!
Dimentio: Well, get out of the car, then! *kicks him out of the car* And, because I just don't like you... *kicks Kururu out of the car(if he was even in the car to begin with)*
Kururu: You jerk!
Mr. Small: Landed on my stomach... *Pukes*
Dimentio: (Starts Singing) And it's so easy when you're evil~! *slap'd* T_T
Jess: Stop that. C'mon, let's figure out what or who did this.
[edit] Sanka Cofie
(We all get out of the car.)
Maddie: Yeah.
Penny: *pointing to the now slighty puke-covered Mr. Small* That's gross.
(A stereotypical voodoo-man is sitting in amidst the damage.)
Voodoo-man: ._.; Something tells me that was the wrong ingredient.
Maddie: Wh-who are you?
Penny: Mike, would you mind getting a garden hose out of your compartment?
Voodoo-man: I'm a voodoo-man! Name's Sanka Cofie.
Jess: *giggle*
Sanka Cofie: What?
Jess: Nothing. *giggle*
Sanka Cofie: Anyways, I'm tryin' to perform a voodoo ritual, if you don't mind. It's important to get the right ingredients. Somethin' bad's goin' down soon and the only way I can protect myself is by blessin' this dead Arnuki beast. *holds up some sort of six-legged thing*
Maddie: What exactly is going on?
- Meanwhile, Penny is shooting Mr. Small with the water hose*
Jess: Dude, I think you're in the wrong story. First off, "Sanka Cofie" is the name of a fictional Jamaican bobsledder, not a voodoo man. Secondly... aren't you from that Crappy Scooby Doo movie?!
Voodoo-man: ... Oh yeah, you're right. My bad. *leaves*
Dimentio: That was pointless.
Orbulon: What exactly was that all about?
Maddie: No clue.
Penny: *sniffs* No, he still smells like digested creamed corn. *sprays Mr. Small with hose even more*
Jess: Oh well. XD
Dimentio: I have half a mind to magiblast you from here to who-knows-where.
Jess: Anytime, pally. *whispering to Kururu* Dude, you have my full permission to use that noise-thingy on him.
[edit] Tiny Dancer
Kururu: Kukuku~! *sends Tiny Dancer into Dimentio's brain*
Dimentio: AUGH!!! IT HURTS LIKE MINIATURE JACKHAMMERS ON MY SKULL WEILDED BY TINY ANGRY ROADWORKERS ON CRACK!!!
Kururu: Kukukuku~!
Dimentio: MAKEITSTOPPLEASEMAKEITSTOPAAAAAAAAHHHHH! *Faints*
Mikey: Pay up.
Gomez: Rat poo. *gives Mikey a five*
Kururu: *retracts antenna* That was fun.
NiGHTS: What the heck did you do to him?! 8O
Maddie: It's a little trick that Kururu can do. He can take the sound that a person hates the most and send it directly to their brain.
NiGHTS: O_O;;; Oh. *thinking* I guess I'll have to try and stay on this frog's good side, then... don't want Ree's rants pulsing through my brains... or does it even work on Nightmarns?
Yotsuba: Do it again! 8D
NiGHTS: N-no! Don't!
Kururu: Naah, I don't feel like doing it right now.
NiGHTS: *Phew*
Yotsuba: Awww... :'(
Kururu: Sorry Yotsuba...
Maddie: Yotsuba, I should tell you this: it's not fun. I've had it happen to me plenty of times.
Yotsuba: But everyone was laughing when he did it to Dementos! It's funny!
Jess: Yeah, well, everyone laughs at the people on America's Funniest Home Videos when they get hit in the crotch, but do you think they're laughing? Not really. But I have to agree with you, Dimentio-abuse is always funny. XD
Mr. Small: *now clean from puke, but sopping wet* And so is Mr. Grumpy-abuse!
[edit] Flashback
- cut to a flashback, of one of the Mr. Men (Mr. Rude) being video taped. He's in Mr. Grumpy's house, in the hallway, but Mr. Grumpy isn't here. Mr. Rude's name is on the bottom right of the screen in white letters*
Mr. Rude: *in French accent* Hello! I'm Mr. Rude, and today, I feel like kicking Mr. Grumpy's butt all day today!
- Mr. Rude rushes into the nearest door. It's Mr. Grumpy's bedroom. The camera follows him. Mr. Grumpy's in boxer shorts. Without warning, Mr. Rude starts to repeately slap Mr. Grumpy.*
Mr. Grumpy: *struggling* Ack! What! Are! You! Doing? Ack! Ow! Oof!
- Mr. Rude rushes out of the room, with a evil smile on his face. The camera doesn't follow.*
Mr. Grumpy: Geez, what's wrong with you? You're freaking me out.
- cut back to normal time*
Mr. Small: Heh. That never gets old.
[edit] Prelude to a storm
Jess: kukukukukukuku
Gomez: Jess... you're turning into Kururu.
Jess: I am...? *looks down, sees spiral on belly* Huh, I guess I am.
Gomez: Could you please... not do that? It's starting to creep me out.
Dimentio: Yes, for the love of all things sane, stop. Goodness knows I have enough trouble dealing with one Kururu, let alone two. ToT
Kururu: How is she turning into me?
Ana: Kururu, you look a little hairy...
Kururu: Huh? *feels head, is starting to grow brown hair in a ponytail that looks simular to a certian artist that's a luver of puppies...*
Jess: Eep! *immediately reverses any Kururu-ness on myself* That coulda been awkward.
Dimentio: Aww, Kururu as Jess would have been a huge improvement...
Jess: Was that insult directed at me or him...? >(
Kururu: *also reversed, Phew* That's for that...except for that insult.
Dimentio: What are you gonna do about it, huh? *Taunting*
Jess: Fight! Fight! Fight!
[edit] Round 1
Kururu: Yeah! I'm gonna fight you! >D
Dimentio: And now I strike like an unseen dodgeball in a school gymnasium! *magiblasts*
Kururu: You've picked the wrong frog to fight! *takes out Kero Ball, and shoots an electric beam at Dimentio*
Dimentio: *warp, electricalness misses*
Mikey: Bets! Bets! Ten bucks on Kururu!
Gomez: You're on! Ten bucks on Dimentio!
NiGHTS: Fifty bucks that Dimentio wins, but Kururu deals the last blow.
Mikey: Whoa... those are real long odds...
NiGHTS: I know. :D
Dimentio: What's the matter? Can't hit me? *Taunting*
Kururu: No, I was just messing with you! *pushes a button that levitates him, and he floats up and slaps Dimentio across the face*
[edit] Round 2
Dimentio: Ah ha ha! Finally, some excitement! *makes multiple clones of himself*
Mikey: C'mon, Kururu! Show 'im what ya got!!!
Gomez: Don't let him take you down, Dimentio!
NiGHTS: Stamina, Dimentio! STAMiNA!
Kururu: *sends "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" into the heads of Dimentio and his clones*
(All the clones disappear, yet the real Dimentio seems to be unnaffected.)
Dimentio: *has some sort of metallic halo-thing around his head* HA! This time I was ready for it!
Gomez: *w00t* Go Dimmie! Win me ten bucks!!!
Gomez! *noes* You're not gambling, are you?!
Gomez: ... Uh... no... why? *sweatdrop*
Kururu: What is THAT!?!?!
Dimentio: Oh, this? *points to halo-thing* Just something I picked up on my travels. It's designed to keep harmful artificial wavelengths out of the wearer's mind. Simply put... *warp* YER SCREWED.
Kururu: Maybe with my headphones, but metal conducts electricity! *hits the halo with electric beam*
Dimentio: D: CRAP!!!! *electricity hits the halo-thing* CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP!!! *halo-thing is smoked, looks dizzy*
Mikey: Hahahaha! It's lookin' good for me! *looks at Gomez and NiGHTS* Hope you guys actually have the cash... losers!
NiGHTS: Don't count your Nightopians before they're hatched, Mikey. This isn't over yet.
Gomez: Are you sure?
NiGHTS: Positive. Dimentio fights just like Ree... dirty.
(By the way, in case you' been wondering, "Ree" is NiGHTS's old nickname for Reala.)
[edit] Round 3
Kururu: Come on, you too weak to fight, jester?
Dimentio: ... ah ha ha... *pops right back up with another one of those halo-things* Did you really think I wouldn't have any sort of backup plan?!!?! *evil laugh* *thinking* Good thing I got a spare one of these~ Just try that again, I DARE you! I don't fall for the same trick twice!!! *magiblasts Kururu*
Kururu: Owowowow! *pulls out goblin gun, and shoots it at Dimentio*
Dimentio: Yipe! *dodges, goblin lazor hits Jess D:*
Jess: Ack!!! *is a "goblin"* Watch where you're aiming that thing, darling!
Dimentio: *turns to Kururu* Your goblin gun isn't very true to life. *to Mikey* Remind me to stock up on tomato sauce later. >D
Kururu: Sorry! *shoots gun at Dimentio, misses again, this time hitting Mr. Small*
Mr. Small: Why am I in a leopard-print bikini?
Dimentio: Ah ha ha! Not such a good aim, are you? Unfortunately for you, I am!!! *shoots starbursts at Kururu*
Kururu: Not again!
Dimentio: Yes! Again! *makes one of those 'splodey-boxes around Kururu*
Gomez: Lookin' good for me, Mikey! :D Go, Dimentio!
Mikey: No... come on, Kururu!!!
NiGHTS: STAMiNA!!!
Kururu: I won't...lose...to...YOU!!!! *goes super and destroys the box (think Super Sonic)*
Dimentio: Holy crap!!! *noes!* *more starbursts*
Kururu: *slices through the starbursts*
Dimentio: *shoots some kind of poison dart at Kururu*
Mikey: That's gonna hurt.
Kururu: *starts to power down*
Orbulon: What did you shoot at him?
Dimentio: A poison dart. >D
Maddie: That better not kill him...
Dimentio: *tilts his head back to look at you* Dear Maddie... I only got the poison for the dart from a Venomous Tentacula seedling, it's not powerful enough to kill! *quickly and quietly* Howeveritcouldknockhimoutforseveralhours...
Kururu: *weakly* Take...that...*kicks Dimentio in a part that I don't wish to disclose, then faints*
Dimentio: Ah ha ha... I win.
NiGHTS and Gomez: Yay!
Mikey: No!
NiGHTS: *holds out hand to Mikey* Pay up.
Mikey: ... *grumble mumble* Fine. *gives NiGHTS his money*
Gomez: Since Dimentio won, that means my bet paid off too, riiiiight?
Mikey: ......................... *grumble mumble* *pays Gomez as well* There goes that new walkman I wanted...
Orbulon: You know, since he kicked him in that spot, I'd expect him to be on the ground in pain.
Dimentio: He didn't kick me that hard.
Mikey: Thanks a lot, D! Now I'm broke!
Dimentio: ... Do I look like I care?
Kururu: *mumbling* Super...Super Contra...
NiGHTS: *holds up fifty bucks* Yes! I'm one step closer to funding production of those NiGHTS into Dreams figurines!!! (capitalist in training!) Which set of Dreamers should come first, Claris and Elliot or Will and Helen?
Jess: *rolls her eyes* Well, I'm turning in for the Night. G'night Guys.
Everyone: Good Night!
(They all go to bed)
