User:Kirochi

From Egs Mayhem

Current form

Human male, made of chocolate. 655 XP

Me inventory:

Weapons

• 1 TF gun
• 1 Infinite Scroll of Doom-Ish
• 1 Spellglyph of Doom-Ish
• 1 Fiery War Axe
• 1 Grayscale Yard Stick (with 27 Grayscale Inches missing) (let's say a Nine-Inch Stick)
• 1 Claymore of Scotttishness
• 1 Enchanted Diamond Katana
• 1 Shiny Hubcap (yeah, I have no shield)

Gear

• 1 Uryuom work suit

Minions

• 1 30-foot tall, animate, time travelling, Grayscale Yoshi Plushi

Food

• 1 Grayscale Plushie Muffin (helps the plushie to timetravel)
• 2 Cookies
• 1 Bag of Salt'n'Glass Cookies
• 1 Dead fish
• 1 Can of Mackerel
• 1 Sixpack of Unlabeled Soda

Miscellaneous

• 1 Squirrel Teddy
• 1 Ball of yarn

Money

• 3 Grayscale Monopoly dollars