MFPC2 Chapter 001: Pages 0001 to 0025
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Pages 1 to 5
Page 1
- The Captain alerts the passengers that they are about to experience painful fiery death.
- Helseth notes the advantages of teleportation and prepares to leave within ten seconds.
- A random passenger goes nuts, and another passenger named Dr. Thorne subdues him.
- Kool rolls over and goes back to sleep.
- Mandros laments not traveling underground like his fellow necromancers.
- Loretta pushes the snack cart down the aisle, selling its wares.
- Kool wakes up, buys a Surprise Soda, and pours it down the back of the person sitting in front of him.
- A brown-skinned blond catgirl rolls over in her sleep, unfazed.
- Loretta takes the money and asks the man who was soda'd if he wants a towelette to clean up.
- A Sheep Guy notes the severity of the situation and hopes he doesn't die.
- Kay laments not flying on her own and orders the strongest alcohol on the cart.
- Loretta gives Kay a cup of the booze.
- Kay downs it and mutters something about not being able to finish her bucket list.
- Loretta takes the money and moves on.
- Mandros offers to resurrect Kay if she dies in the crash.
- Kay asks if she'll come back as she is or as a mindless zombie.
- Mandros allows full resurrection as long as Kay does one unavoidable favor for him.
- Loretta asks Mandros to sit down.
- Mandros grabs a few amulets and complies with the order.
- The man who'd been soda'd orders a Surprise Soda.
- Loretta gives the man a Soda.
- The man drinks the soda and promptly turns into a yellow-furred, dark haired catgirl.
- The Captain alerts the passengers that Engine 4 has fallen off.
- Mandros tosses Kay one of the amulets.
Page 2
- A man in a business suit curls up at the announcement and begins spouting a random sequence of numbers over and over again.
- MDM hears the announcement and facepalms, wishing his jetpack wasn't malfunctioning.
- A pale blonde teenage girl gets out of her seat and starts to open one of the emergency doors.
- MDM goes into the nearest bathroom and starts ripping a hole in the plane's hull.
- The catgirl joins the girl at the emergency door.
- Kay puts the amulet on.
- Helseth joins the line of people at the emergency door.
- The Ram Guy starts gathering peanuts and asking why no one is getting the pilot.
- Loretta confiscates the peanuts.
- The Ram Guy is confused and decides to rescue the pilot.
- The businessman buys eight bags of peanuts.
- Loretta refuses to allow TRG into the cockpit.
- TRG buys as much as he can.
- The girl opening the door buys gummi bears.
- Mandros stows the rest of his amulets and asks if Kay can fly him out.
- The girl opening the door makes brief contact with the wing before entering freefall.
- The catgirl in the back row starts to wake up.
- MDM breaks through the hull and is sucked out, screaming delightfully as he goes.
- TRG asks if anyone with flying ability can carry him out.
- Kool jumps out of the plane in a skydiving position.
- Kalga and Kool have a minor OOC debate.
Page 3
- An island comes into view.
- Kool floats over to the island and falls away from the plane.
- A guy in first class wearing khakis remarks he needs more whiskey.
- Loretta and the refreshments cart are in freefall.
- The sleeping catgirl is in for a rough awakening.
- TRG tries to cast a float spell with his Ram Staff.
- The blond girl grows a pair of wings and flies to safety with them.
- A woman in a trenchcoat sits in one of the remaining seats, reading in peace.
- The man in the suit refuses to let go of his peanuts.
- Kay grabs Mandros as they enter freefall.
- MDM is falling headfirst and his jetpack kicks in.
- Mandros agrees that going splat isn't good.
- Kay glides towards the island.
- Mandros asks if Kay 'comes here often'.
- Suit man and the suitcase that knocks him loose from the plane enter freefall.
- Kay decides not to fly with El Cheapo again.
- Mandros asks where Kay was headed.
- The chair lady lands on the beach comfortably and dons a bikini.
- The plane wreckage falls on the chair lady and a massive parachute deploys shortly afterwards.
- MDM lands safely a hundred yards down the beach from the plane, and is knocked unconscious by his falling gear.
- Kay responds nervously and drops Mandros the few remaining feet to the beach.
- The TF'ed catgirl lands near the group and asks if they're all right.
- Mandros responds positively.
Page 4
- Loretta lands in the water just off the beach, unmoving.
- Mandros retrieves Loretta, ready to reanimate her.
- Loretta is revealed to be unconscious.
- The catgirl agrees with Mandros.
- Mandros is upset to find Loretta isn't dead, and brings her back anyway.
- Kari is pleased and takes her shoes off.
- The other catgirl stumbles out of the wreckage.
- Kari tells the other catgirl what happened.
- The other catgirl is not convinced and heads into the forest to investigate.
- The guy in khaki is not thrilled about the crash.
- Kari comments that part of the plane is in him.
- MDM wakes up to find Kari standing over him, gets his gear, and heads off along the beach.
- Chair lady makes her way out of the wreckage.
- Loretta wakes up and starts to salvage stuff from the plane.
- The injured man blinks, then complains about the loss of his shirt.
- MDM goes hunting in the forest.
- TRG lands on the other side of the plane and asks who's still alive.
- The injured guy yells back that they're all dead.
- TRG asks if he can eat them.
- Loretta replies with pleasure that he can.
- The injured guy removes the shard of plane.
- Another guy comes out of the wreckage.
Page 5
- TRG asks if anyone is hideously disfigured.
- Helseth makes an awkward landing.
- MDM returns from his hunting trip with several deer, asking who wants to help him cook.
- Kari offers to help.
- Kay freaks out at the sight of the deer.
- The new guy asks why Kay doesn't like venison.
- Kay mentions a bad experience with a dead deer in her youth.
- A man comes out of the jungle.
- Mandros defends Kay.
- Loretta offers her assistance as well.
- Kari notes the jungle man.
- The new guy and Chair Lady offer their own theories.
- Kari is annoyed at El Cheapo's sleaziness.
- Kay wishes she'd left on foot.
- The jungle guy warns of following plants.
- MDM laughs at the mention of following plants, stating he's already bested one. He starts butchering the deer and orders Loretta to tell someone to get a fire started.
- Kari offers to start the fire.
- Mandros tells Kay to relax.
- Loretta goes to gather firewood.
- Kool lands, and walks to the beach, having landed a distance from the island.
- Kay mutters about her stupid actions.
- Mandros again offers to defend Kay.
Pages 6 to 10
Page 6
- Cameo lands and hopes her luggage isn't destroyed.
- The injured guy asks for help removing the piece of plane.
- Kay goes to help get firewood.
- Mandros asks MDM for the bones of the deer when he's done.
- Cameo tries tugging the piece of plane out of the guy.
- Kay wanders into the forest for wood.
- A Following Plant starts stalking Kay.
- Cameo is successful in removing the piece of plane from the guy.
- Helseth goes to help get wood as well, hoping to see a Following Plant.
- The new guy offers to stop the bleeding.
- Kay notices the presence of the Following Plant and threatens to burn the forest down.
- Kari messes with her clothes a bit to suit her new form.
- MDM agrees, thinking Mandros is a biologist. He charges into the forest to rescue Kay.
- TRG finds a small pond and drinks from it.
- Loretta returns with wood.
- Mandros is confused by MDM's statement and warns that what he's going to do ain't pretty.
- Kari starts a fire with Loretta's gathered wood.
- Kay takes her wood back.
- The new guy is thrilled by Kari's talents.
- Hinote asks what's going on.
- Av tries to make a joke.
- Hinote reveals that she was en route to a martial arts school.
- Mandros abandons his bones and reveals why he was on the plane.
- Kay returns and tells everyone she was just trying to escape.
- Kari asks from what.
Page 7
- Kool reveals he was going to visit relatives, and advises against walking on water.
- MDM ambushes the Following Plant that was after Kay, and brings it back to camp.
- Kari notes MDM's return, stating she was en route to a software conference.
- Loretta asks if the Following Plant wants a snack or a beverage.
- Cameo starts to share that she was headed to a comic convention, and is cut off by MDM's reappearance.
- The now plane part-free guy joins the others at the fire.
- Kay is startled by the Following Plant.
- Hinote is worried that the Plant isn't fully dead.
- The businessman is now dressed as a conquistador, having wandered through a time portal at the base of a mountain.
- Kari calls out to him.
- Helseth is shocked by the sight of the plant.
- MDM reveals what the plant is, and states that it was better than fighting a triffid.
- Av observes that killer plants would be worse than stalker plants.
- Kay declares that any ambulatory plants are way beyond her capabilities.
- Cameo is annoyed by Kay's attitude.
- Mandros defends Kay from Cameo and returns to his necromancy.
- Kay, Kari, and Av agree with Mandros.
- Cameo becomes frustrated.
- The injured guy starts to fall asleep.
- Hinote admires her pet towel.
- Mandros introduces Buck, a shambling creature made from the bones of the deer MDM killed.
- Av lays down their options.
Page 8
- MDM sees Buck, blinks, and lays down in the sand, completely unfazed.
- Kay calls Buck creepy, then proposes building a raft.
- Av asks who can fly.
- MDM sticks his arm in the air in response.
- Kari proposes working in relays.
- Hinote offers to man the raft.
- Loretta offers to find corn for Hinote.
- Kay notes that they don't know which direction to go in.
- Av suggests going back the way they came.
- The sleepy guy decides to be sarcastic.
- Hinote is obliviously trying to make her mind up.
- Mandros lays down the problems with their plan and asks who'll go stand watch.
- Av volunteers to stand watch.
- MDM volunteers as well.
- Kay sits in one of the seats Buck brought from the plane.
- Mandros asks who'll make a shelter.
- Kari suggests using parts of the plane.
- Kay suggests branches.
- Av suggests a cave.
- Hinote produces a number of towels from her trenchcoat.
- Av notes that that's a lot of towels.
- Hinote reveals why she has so many towels.
- Av and Kari agree with Hinote.
- Kay offers her bandannas.
Page 9
- Mandros wonders why Kay has so many bandannas.
- Kay ties her hair up in a red and black bandanna.
- Mandros has Buck and Loretta salvage the plane.
- Av asks what else is needed.
- Kay suggests looking for food.
- Mandros goes fishing.
- Kay asks who'll go with her to find fruit.
- Kari volunteers.
- Loretta begins salvaging.
- Av volunteers as well.
- A plane appears to the south.
- Kay starts off.
- Mandros isn't having much luck.
- Kari follows Kay.
- Ba DeGuy orders Mortems to circle the island, only to find Mort's been eaten by a velociraptor.
- Helseth goes spearfishing, but has no luck as his spear isn't sharpened.
- Mandros starts to catch some fish and uses his shirt as a bag.
- Av spots berry bushes.
- Kari produces bags for the berries at Av's request.
- The plane crashes. DeGuy wades to shore waving one of Mort's legs and asking if the group are cannibals.
- Kari asks if anyone hears something.
- Kay thinks that it is a howler monkey.
- Av believes that it is another person crashing.
- Kay is skeptical.
- Av states that something hit the ocean.
Page 10
- Kay remarks that it's another mouth to feed, and starts picking onions.
- Mandros asks DeGuy to help them fish and to get rid of the leg.
- DeGuy blows his plane up with his flare-leg.
- Mandros is furious at DeGuy's action and hauls in his catch.
- DeGuy looks for poisonous fish to trick his fellow castaways into eating.
- Mandros returns to camp and invites DeGuy to come to the signal fire.
- Av continues picking berries.
- DeGuy gets a fish and continues making conversation with Mandros.
- MDM hears the explosion from the Forest and shrugs.
- DeGuy introduces himself.
- Helseth threatens to eat DeGuy for blowing up the plane and scaring the fish away.
- DeGuy doesn't take it seriously, and calls dibs on Mort's leg.
- The injured guy sees a duffel bag offshore and goes to get it.
- Atashi asks what's going on, having been away.
- Oz helps out a bit. Kari asks who would like wild rabbit.
- Who? makes Atashi dizzy by spinning him around.
- Kool asks if anyone is getting the Lost vibe.
- Kay replies that anyone who doesn't want to eat rabbit doesn't have to, and continues picking.
- Av suggests rabbit stew in the event that pots have survived.
- Kari captures several rabbits.
- Hinote starts making shelters from her towels.
- Mandros returns to the fire, deposits his fish, and puts on one of his amulets.
- DeGuy asks who's going to take charge.
- Loretta approves of the fish.
- Hinote thanks DeGuy for volunteering himself.
Pages 11 to 15
Page 11
- DeGuy turns it down.
- Hinote explains why she wants him to be the visible leader.
- DeGuy still wants to help.
- Hinote agrees with DeGuy, but still doesn't want his help.
- Av returns to camp, balancing the bags of food.
- Kari and Kay decide to return to camp as well.
- Mandros starts cooking a fish.
- DeGuy notices the arrival of the foragers.
- Mandros believes the island to be uninhabited.
- Av, Kari, Kay, Mandros, and Helseth discuss why fish should be cleaned before cooking begins.
- MDM returns from the Forest hungry. He asks who DeGuy is and then starts making a venison steak for himself.
- Av and Mandros tell MDM who DeGuy is and how he arrived.
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