MFPC2 Chapter 001: Pages 0001 to 0025
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- The Captain alerts the passengers that they are about to experience painful fiery death.
- Helseth notes the advantages of teleportation and prepares to leave within ten seconds.
- A random passenger goes nuts, and another passenger named Dr. Thorne subdues him.
- Kool rolls over and goes back to sleep.
- Mandros laments not traveling underground like his fellow necromancers.
- Loretta pushes the snack cart down the aisle, selling its wares.
- Kool wakes up, buys a Surprise Soda, and pours it down the back of the person sitting in front of him.
- A brown-skinned blond catgirl rolls over in her sleep, unfazed.
- Loretta takes the money and asks the man who was soda'd if he wants a towelette to clean up.
- A Sheep Guy notes the severity of the situation and hopes he doesn't die.
- Kay laments not flying on her own and orders the strongest alcohol on the cart.
- Loretta gives Kay a cup of the booze.
- Kay downs it and mutters something about not being able to finish her bucket list.
- Loretta takes the money and moves on.
- Mandros offers to resurrect Kay if she dies in the crash.
- Kay asks if she'll come back as she is or as a mindless zombie.
- Mandros allows full resurrection as long as Kay does one unavoidable favor for him.
- Loretta asks Mandros to sit down.
- Mandros grabs a few amulets and complies with the order.
- The man who'd been soda'd orders a Surprise Soda.
- Loretta gives the man a Soda.
- The man drinks the soda and promptly turns into a yellow-furred, dark haired catgirl.
- The Captain alerts the passengers that Engine 4 has fallen off.
- Mandros tosses Kay one of the amulets.
Page 2
- A man in a business suit curls up at the announcement and begins spouting a random sequence of numbers over and over again.
- MDM hears the announcement and facepalms, wishing his jetpack wasn't malfunctioning.
- A pale blonde teenage girl gets out of her seat and starts to open one of the emergency doors.
- MDM goes into the nearest bathroom and starts ripping a hole in the plane's hull.
- The catgirl joins the girl at the emergency door.
- Kay puts the amulet on.
- Helseth joins the line of people at the emergency door.
- The Ram Guy starts gathering peanuts and asking why no one is getting the pilot.
- Loretta confiscates the peanuts.
- The Ram Guy is confused and decides to rescue the pilot.
- The businessman buys eight bags of peanuts.
- Loretta refuses to allow TRG into the cockpit.
- TRG buys as much as he can.
- The girl opening the door buys gummi bears.
- Mandros stows the rest of his amulets and asks if Kay can fly him out.
- The girl opening the door makes brief contact with the wing before entering freefall.
- The catgirl in the back row starts to wake up.
- MDM breaks through the hull and is sucked out, screaming delightfully as he goes.
- TRG asks if anyone with flying ability can carry him out.
- Kool jumps out of the plane in a skydiving position.
- Kalga and Kool have a minor OOC debate.
Page 3
- An island comes into view.
- Kool floats over to the island and falls away from the plane.
- A guy in first class wearing khakis remarks he needs more whiskey.
- Loretta and the refreshments cart are in freefall.
- The sleeping catgirl is in for a rough awakening.
- TRG tries to cast a float spell with his Ram Staff.
- The blond girl grows a pair of wings and flies to safety with them.
- A woman in a trenchcoat sits in one of the remaining seats, reading in peace.
- The man in the suit refuses to let go of his peanuts.
- Kay grabs Mandros as they enter freefall.
- MDM is falling headfirst and his jetpack kicks in.
- Mandros agrees that going splat isn't good.
- Kay glides towards the island.
- Mandros asks if Kay 'comes here often'.
- Suit man and the suitcase that knocks him loose from the plane enter freefall.
- Kay decides not to fly with El Cheapo again.
- Mandros asks where Kay was headed.
- The chair lady lands on the beach comfortably and dons a bikini.
- The plane wreckage falls on the chair lady and a massive parachute deploys shortly afterwards.
- MDM lands safely a hundred yards down the beach from the plane, and is knocked unconscious by his falling gear.
- Kay responds nervously and drops Mandros the few remaining feet to the beach.
- The TF'ed catgirl lands near the group and asks if they're all right.
- Mandros responds positively.
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