June 8th, 2011- Lunchtime at Ponyville High.

From Egs Mayhem

Summary

The day started with the lunch bell ringing. The local bully TripleCrown tried to shake Dusty Feathers for lunch money. He then started hitting on SG for being a "total babe”. NiteBrite was there too I guess. Anyways somehow they get away and into the lunch room. The line is short because its basically watery cardboard being served for lunch. But all the tables were filled so the group had to split up. NiteBrite ended up having to 'share' his lunch with Triple Crown. Dusty caught a glimpse of her crush MachDasher as he cut line ate seconds and fled the scene. SG went to sit with the snooty SoftSpeak who showed off her delicious lunch. Dusty sat with TwiceTricky who is GoA's character, a last minute bio of a seapony was posted.

Meanwhile on the roof, Dysentery the rebellious 'skips class' punk pony witnessed a TARDIS rematerializing. Dysentery screams as he is taken in by a 'tacky purple cloud', His GF Anthrax visits the roof later during lunch to bring sandwiches, but she finds neither Dysentery nor the Tardis.

The lights go out. Softspeak takes charge and tells everyone to remain seated. So NiteBrite, fearing that he may have gone blind, thinks the school food was poisoned by 'the lunchmare wasn't wearing a mane-net today' and in a panic he knocks stuff over and somehow wanders into the hall. SG hears him and follows him into the hall. They bump into one another in the dark and NiteBrites glasses fly off his face and slide down the hallway stopping in front of the 'Staff Only' door that leads to the roof.

Log

All the students were in their various classes when the lunch bell rang

[19:02] * Narrator rings the bell. Go to Lunch

[19:03] * NiteBrite closes his math book

[19:03] * DynamiteBlast looks up from being bored. Lunch!

[19:04] * SolidGear packs up her math book, giving a slight smile at the lunch bell.

[19:04] <NiteBrite> "I just love algebra," NiteBrite says to himself as he walks out of the classroom into the hallway.

[19:05] * DustyFeathers stops counting the cobwebs on the ceiling and instead looks at the lunch bell.

[19:05] * SolidGear takes her time in organizing her stuff, letting others leave before she exits the classroom.

[19:06] * ~TripleCrown the local Bully bumps into Dusty

[19:06] <~TripleCrown> Hey watch where you're going dust for brains

[19:06] * DustyFeathers rolls her eyes.

[19:07] <DustyFeathers> "Wow, what originality. Did you come up with that one all by yourself?"

[19:07] * DynamiteBlast heads off to lunch! (( ))

[19:07] <Narrator> (())

[19:07] <SolidGear> (())

[19:07] <DustyFeathers> (())

[19:08] *** DynamiteBlast has left #ponyville

[19:08] * ~TripleCrown ignores dusty's comment

[19:08] <~TripleCrown> So what do you have for my lunch today

[19:09] * SolidGear follows the majority of her class down the hallway, stopping once she hears TripleCrown.

[19:09] * DustyFeathers smirks to Crown.

[19:09] <DustyFeathers> "Nothing. What a pity."

[19:09] * NiteBrite puts his books in his locker

[19:10] <NiteBrite> A well organized locker is the key to happiness :)

[19:10] * SolidGear glances down towards where Crown was, then trots up with a smile.

[19:10] <SolidGear> "Heya, Feathers! How'd your class go?"

[19:10] * ~TripleCrown wraps a hoof around SolidGears shoulder

[19:10] <~TripleCrown> Hey there babe

[19:11] <~TripleCrown> How about a kiss

[19:11] * SolidGear immediately looks embarrassed and tries to move away from Crown, though the hoof is keeping her from going anywhere at the moment.

[19:12] <SolidGear> "Uhm...how about...no...thanks..?"

[19:12] <Narrator> The hallways empty as most ponies are now in the lunch room

[19:12] <DustyFeathers> "Ohh Crown, so bored of me already? I'm upset."

[19:13] * DustyFeathers pouts at Crown.

[19:13] <~TripleCrown> Ladies please, there's plenty of crown, *he flexes temporarily letting go of SG* To go 'arown

[19:13] * SolidGear quickly moves aside to Feathers, glad to get away from being grabbed by Crown.

[19:14] * Narrator finishes organizing his locker and walks towards lunch.

[19:14] * Narrator was NB

[19:14] * NiteBrite finishes organizing his locker and walks towards lunch.

[19:14] * NiteBrite spotting SG, he waves

[19:15] <NiteBrite> Hey SolidGear. Heading to Lunch?

[19:15] <DustyFeathers> "That's nice dear, come along now Solid, we can't be greedy!"

[19:15] * DustyFeathers gently leads Solid away from Crown smiling to her gently.

[19:15] * ~TripleCrown turns angrily to NB

[19:15] * SolidGear nods and stays quiet, giving a pointed gaze to NiteBrite to move.

[19:15] <~TripleCrown> Ugh, Your lameness drove away the ladies

[19:16] <NiteBrite> Umm...

[19:16] * NiteBrite looks shyly away to the floor

[19:16] <SolidGear> "He's not lame!" she shouts, still following Feathers off to lunch.

[19:16] * ~TripleCrown slicks back his mane and acts 'natural'

[19:17] <~TripleCrown> in a whisper he says, "your lucky SG is such a babe or I'd ..."

[19:18] * SolidGear looks aside to Feathers, sighing lightly.

[19:18] <DustyFeathers> "Solid, I tried to save you from him, don't ruin it now..." Dusty muttered through gritted teeth to her friend.

[19:18] <~TripleCrown> He smiles and pats the short pegasus on the head twice rapidly before walking off

[19:18] <~TripleCrown> "Smell ya later"

[19:19] <SolidGear> "I'll try not to...just that....rrrgh, he's so self-centered. And that grin, I swear he could turn zombies with it!"

[19:19] * NiteBrite waits in place looking at the ground until Triple crown is out of sight

[19:19] <DustyFeathers> "That's why you let me take care of him."

[19:20] * DustyFeathers winks and giggles to Solid.

[19:21] <Narrator> Outside on the roof of the School, Dysentery the skips class rebel pony stares up at the night sky (())

[19:21] <Narrator> (( ))

[19:22] * SolidGear sighs and shakes her head, then smiles a bit.

[19:22] <~Dysentery> Man, the night sky is like... rockin' wicked

[19:23] <SolidGear> "Thanks for that, Feathers. I'm not sure how, but he just doesn't seem to be a match for two fillies."

[19:23] * Narrator catches up with the girls

[19:23] <Narrator> H-hey

[19:23] <Narrator> DOH!

[19:23] <NiteBrite> H-hey

[19:24] * DustyFeathers turns her head and smiles to NB.

[19:24] <Narrator> ((Bare with me as I will occasionally mix up narrator and NB))

[19:24] * SolidGear stops, hearing NiteBrite and looks to him.

[19:24] <NiteBrite> So was today's math lesson cool or what?

[19:25] <SolidGear> "It was interesting...I still want to know what a square root really looks like though..."

[19:26] * SolidGear didn't get the point of the class today, due to her mind being on food like it usually is before lunch.

[19:26] <DustyFeathers> "Eh, I was too distracted by the mess. I mean, my desk had lots of dirt around it!"

[19:26] * DustyFeathers sharply turns her head to where Crown was going.

[19:27] <DustyFeathers> "Though I imagine that a certain pony was behind it... Never mind!"

[19:27] <Narrator> Crown is lurking not far behind. Perhaps to catch Dusty when shes away from SG and take her lunch

[19:27] <Narrator> He seems to think he is out of sight

[19:28] <NiteBrite> D-don't let Crown bother you

[19:28] <NiteBrite> He's just going through some rough times.

[19:29] * NiteBrite used to be friends with Crown when they were younger

[19:29] * SolidGear nods lightly.

[19:29] <DustyFeathers> "So he needs to pick on the pudgy pegasus?" She shook her head lightly. "What a charmer."

[19:30] <SolidGear> "Yeah...I, uhm....overheard him earllier today actually, while I was at my locker." she admits, being just a little bashful.

[19:30] <NiteBrite> "I'm not pudgey... am I?" NiteBrite asks with a sad puppydog look

[19:30] * SolidGear shakes her head.

[19:31] <NiteBrite> I'm just short and bigboned.

[19:31] <DustyFeathers> "You'll grow into it m'dear." She smiled gently.

[19:31] <SolidGear> "Yeah, it takes a while....like my tail." she mutters, glancing at her bare rear end.

[19:32] <Narrator> As they arrive in the cafeteria they notice that most of the tables are filled. Finding three spots together may be a challenge.

[19:33] * SolidGear sighs at this, glancing around at all the tables.

[19:33] <NiteBrite> Right ^_^;;

[19:33] <SolidGear> "Not again...third time this week..."

[19:34] <NiteBrite> Well at least the line is short. I hear they are serving their famous 'party funtime oats tasteful water' today

[19:35] * Narrator could not think of what bad cafeteria food would be for ponies

[19:35] * Narrator is open to suggestions in the future

[19:36] <DustyFeathers> "More like infamous. What happened to the daisy supremes?"

[19:36] <~MachDasher> Budget cuts!

[19:37] <~MachDasher> MachDasher the fastest earthpony in school says as he rushes onto the scene

[19:37] * SolidGear sighs and nods, then blinks as she feels the whoosh from Mach Dasher entering.

[19:38] <SolidGear> "Slow it down already....geez, you're gonna hurt yourself one day." she mutters at the speedy pony.

[19:38] <~MachDasher> Mach is already gone and has cut line, grabbed seconds and sat down

[19:39] <NiteBrite> Was that Mach?

[19:39] <NiteBrite> I thought I felt a breeze

[19:39] * NiteBrite cleans his cokebottle thick glasses

[19:41] <DustyFeathers> "I hope it was..." Dusty smiled dreamily but quickly regained composure. "...B-Because, uh, if the windows are open, the dirty leaves could contaminate the food!!"

[19:41] <DustyFeathers> "...Or something."

[19:41] * SolidGear rolls her eyes at that.

[19:41] <SolidGear> "I eat leaves for a snack, Feathers...they're not that bad..."

[19:42] <NiteBrite> I think its the dirty ones Dusty is complaing about

[19:42] <DustyFeathers> "Yes! Exactly." She started to blush a little.

[19:43] * SolidGear blinks at this.

[19:43] <SolidGear> "Oh...wait, there are such things as dirty leaves?"

[19:43] <NiteBrite> An interesting question

[19:44] * NiteBrite looks to Dusty for an explination

[19:45] <Narrator> Meanwhile on the roof... The distinct sound of a TARDIS reamaterializing can be heard

[19:45] <DustyFeathers> "W-Well... Of course. Everything needs a wash every now and then..." She started going redder as her friends questioned her. "Now can we please get our food?!"

[19:46] <Narrator> They get their food and it looks like a watery mess of barely edible cardboard

[19:46] * NiteBrite pokes at the food

[19:47] * SolidGear sighs, delicately eating what she deems as close to food as possible.

[19:47] <Narrator> There are only three seats and they are not together. Next to one of the empty seats is TripleCrown who looks hungry

[19:47] <Narrator> One pony is going to have to sit with him

[19:47] <~Dysentery> roof- Whats that?

[19:48] <DustyFeathers> "Well, I wasn't planning on eating anyway. I might as well sort out Crown."

[19:48] * ~Dysentery goes to investigat the noises and discovers a strange blue box

[19:48] * ~Dysentery TripleCrown

[19:49] * DustyFeathers smiles gently to her fellow ponies and heads towards the bully.

[19:49] <Narrator> N-no, wait.

[19:49] * Narrator stops dusty

[19:49] <Narrator> I-I want to sit with crown today

[19:50] * Narrator looks at his shoes

[19:50] * DustyFeathers decides to retreat.

[19:50] <Narrator> hoof shoes

[19:50] <DustyFeathers> "Are you sure?"

[19:50] * Narrator has a distant look

[19:50] * SolidGear looks aside to Dusty Feathers.

[19:50] <Narrator> yea..

[19:51] <SolidGear> "I could go do it...most of this lunch isn't really something I'd eat anyways."

[19:51] * SolidGear is trying hard to not look scared at the prospect of sitting by TripleCrown.

[19:52] <Narrator> I-I'm the man, I'll handle this.

[19:52] <DustyFeathers> "Well, alright you two. If you want to decide between you that's alright. I'm pretty sure he enjoys chasing me anyway..."

[19:52] * Narrator walks over and sits with Crown.

[19:52] * SolidGear she sighs and nods to Feathers.

[19:53] * ~Dysentery puts an arm around NB and grins wickedly. He blows a kiss to SG

[19:53] <SolidGear> "Well...let's go sort out our own seats then...I think if I'm right, Mach Dash has a spot open."

[19:53] <SolidGear> ((I'm just gonna assume that's to be TripleCrown doing that. x3))

[19:54] <Narrator> ((yes))

[19:54] <DustyFeathers> "He does?!" Dusty squealed excitedly.

[19:54] <Narrator> ((If only I had four accounts :P))

[19:54] <DustyFeathers> "I mean... Is that so??" She asked a little calmer.

[19:55] * SolidGear raises an eyebrow at Feathers.

[19:55] <SolidGear> "What's got your hooves so light today? He's never even said a thing yet to you..."

[19:55] <Narrator> Anyways, the Tardis Doors open inwards and this... tacky purple cloud billows out

[19:56] * ~Dysentery pokes his head inside

[19:56] <DustyFeathers> "A filly can dream..." She mumbled.

[19:56] <~Dysentery> Hello? Is anyone in there?

[19:57] <Narrator> roof - *evil laughter eminates from the cloud*

[19:58] <~Dysentery> "Hello? Is this some kind of jok- aaaaaah"

[19:58] <Narrator> The cafeteria lights flicker

[19:58] <DustyFeathers> "Anyway, we're not going to get any lunch by standing around. So...... I'm just going to go over here...."

[19:58] * SolidGear gives a slight shiver, as the lights flicker.

[19:59] <DustyFeathers> "Or maybe not..." She stays close to Solid.

[19:59] * NiteBrite sneakily eats some of his own food while Crown is distracted by the flickering lights

[19:59] <SolidGear> "Uhm...all rright?" and she looks around, "What was with those lights?"

[20:00] <SolidGear> (())

[20:00] <Narrator> (( ))

[20:00] <Goa> Hiyo

[20:00] <DustyFeathers> "I dunno. I'm hoping it was a one-off." She looked around the room and saw Mach in all his glory.

[20:01] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:02] <Narrator> (())

[20:02] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:02] <NiteBrite> (())

[20:03] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:03] <Goa> (())

[20:06] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:11] <SolidGear> (())

[20:12] <SolidGear> "A one-off? I know the electrics in this building really well...that's not a normal 'one-off' light flicker, Feathers." she huffs, still sounding just a bit scared.

[20:13] * Narrator declares fifteen minute break

[20:13] <Narrator> start back up at 8:30 CST

[20:14] <SolidGear> all righty.

[20:15] * SolidGear hums lightly, distracting herself with some videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPCSs6cFetc&NR=1

[20:20] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:21] <SolidGear> huzzah. ^_^;

[20:22] <TrickyTwice> (())

[20:24] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:30] <Narrator> (())

[20:30] <DustyFeathers> (())

[20:31] <NiteBrite> (())

[20:31] <SolidGear> (())

[20:32] <NiteBrite> x3 okay, lets go

[20:33] <NiteBrite> So the only two seats left are next to SoftSpeak, the quite unicorn and TwiceTricky, who also appears to be a unicorn I believe

[20:33] <Narrator> the narrator says

[20:34] * ~softspeak has a fancy bento box style luch container

[20:34] <SolidGear> "Well...I think I'll go by SoftSpeak, Feathers..."

[20:35] <TrickyTwice> (())

[20:35] * DustyFeathers sighs gently.

[20:35] <DustyFeathers> "Yeah, you do that."

[20:36] <TrickyTwice> What appears more to be a filly then a colt, bobs his head as he skips looking for a seat.

[20:36] * ~softspeak delicately chews on her lunch of dainty fragrent flowers

[20:36] * DustyFeathers lifts her hoof off the ground but finds Mach has gone.

[20:37] <DustyFeathers> "Oh. Um, okay." She muttered to herself before slowly moving towards the last seat by TrickyTwice.

[20:38] * SolidGear takes her seat by SoftSpeak, looking down at her rather unappetising lunch from the cafeteria.

[20:38] * TrickyTwice sits down, "Hello, fellow Land Ponies! What a good day it is today! On the land!"

[20:39] * Anthrax is also a lady punk pony and girlfriend of Dysentery

[20:39] * TrickyTwice looks down right, and mutters, "We are on land, right? Right!"

[20:39] <Narrator> dysentery is a colt. forgive the confusing wording

[20:40] <SolidGear> (())

[20:40] <~softspeak> Softspeak looks at Solidgear and stares

[20:40] * DustyFeathers smiles sheepishly at Tricky while waiting for Crown's inevitable visit for lunch.

[20:41] <Narrator> Crown is busy eating NiteBrites lunch at the moment

[20:41] * SolidGear looks back at SoftSpeak.

[20:41] <Anthrax> hall ->roof- "Hey dysentery, I got the sandwhiches"

[20:41] <SolidGear> "Uhm...what?"

[20:42] <~softspeak> Hmph

[20:42] * ~softspeak turns her nose up

[20:42] * SolidGear gives a half-glare at SoftSpeak.

[20:42] <SolidGear> "Hey...not all of us bring a box lunch..."

[20:43] * ~softspeak takes her time eating savoring every bite

[20:43] * TrickyTwice smiles at everyone and especially at the girls.

[20:44] * DustyFeathers hides her head under her hooves.

[20:44] <Anthrax> "Dysentery?" Anthrax looks around. She walks over to the corner and...

[20:44] <Narrator> The Tardis is gone

[20:44] <DustyFeathers> "Soliiiid. Save meeeeeeee." She whimpers inaudibly.

[20:45] * SolidGear grumbles lightly, eating her food and trying to not gag on the fact it feels like cardboard.

[20:46] <~softspeak> Aren't dafodils simply heavnly?

[20:46] <TrickyTwice> "This food is so exotic!" Tricky exlaimed at the cardboard mush.

[20:47] <~softspeak> *the delicious aroma of my food increases your hunger

[20:47] <SolidGear> "Hmph....if you like something that can make you sneeze before you eat it." she swats back at SoftSpeak, gazing partially longingly at SoftSpeak's flowers.

[20:47] <TrickyTwice> "Of course, this food is ordinary, as it always is for us fellow land ponies."

[20:47] * SolidGear groans slightly.

[20:48] * DustyFeathers quietly passes her tray in front of Tricky, hoping they won't notice.

[20:48] * ~softspeak smiles at your misery with a sense of smug superiority

[20:49] <Narrator> The lights go out

[20:49] * TrickyTwice notices and bespells the food before passing it back.

[20:49] <TrickyTwice> "WASN'T ME!"

[20:49] * SolidGear sighs and slips off her seat, grabbing her tray to toss it while everyone is distracted with the lights out.

[20:50] <NiteBrite> "I'm BLIND!"

[20:50] * NiteBrite bumps into things in the dark

[20:51] <Narrator> The sound of stuff clattering to the ground can be heard as NB nocks things over

[20:51] <Narrator> *knocks

[20:51] <NiteBrite> "BLIND~"

[20:52] * NiteBrite bumps into SolidGear

[20:52] <SolidGear> "Uhm...Nite Brite, just stop moving around!" she calls out, likely too loud as she couldn't tell exactly where the Colt was.

[20:53] * SolidGear she stays put, holding firm against the bump she'd felt.

[20:54] <Narrator> rubba rubba rubba, the cafeteria is a buzz with paniced chatter

[20:55] <NiteBrite> SG, the food must have been poisoned. Its blinded me

[20:57] <~softspeak> Softspeak clears her throat and the chatter dies down to a low mummer

[20:57] <~softspeak> "Remain clam everypony, I'm certain its just a minor power outage," she says quietly but clearly.

[20:58] * SolidGear sighs, then mutters aside to Nite Brite, "Maybe we should go see what caused it..."

[20:59] <Narrator> I think it's because the lunchpony wasn't wearing a mane-net today.

[20:59] * SolidGear shudders lightly at the thought of that.

[20:59] <NiteBrite> ((NB not narrator : P))

[20:59] <SolidGear> "Hey, SoftSpeak, you think there's a chance we could figure it out if a group went to investigate?" she calls out.

[21:05] <Narrator> (())

[21:07] <SolidGear> (())

[21:07] <SolidGear> (())

[21:08] <SoftSpeak> SoftSpeak scoffs, "A clumsy brute like you bumping around in the dark? Please." She brushes her mane from her face with a hoof as she continues, "Just stay seated and I'm certain everyting will be alright"

[21:10] <SoftSpeak> she says this all very quitely but everyone listens and seems to murmur as if she has all the best ideas

[21:10] <NiteBrite> cafe -> Hall- "blind~"

[21:11] <Narrator> NiteBrites voice sounds distant as he has somehow wandered off into the hallway

[21:11] * SolidGear blinks as she notices Nite Brite has moved off into the hallway.

[21:11] <SolidGear> cafe -> hall: "Hey, Nite Brite...don't wander off."

[21:12] <Narrator> Wander off where?

[21:12] <Narrator> Where are we?

[21:12] <SolidGear> "I...don't know any more." she mutters, realizing just how dark it is without lights on.

[21:13] * Narrator waves his hooves around in the air looking for SG

[21:13] <Narrator> is what NiteBrite does

[21:15] <SoftSpeak> Those who stick around in the cafeteria get to ooo and aww at how wonderful SoftSpeaks take charge attitude is so impressive

[21:15] * NiteBrite bumps into SG's flank

[21:16] <NiteBrite> SolidGear is that you?

[21:16] * SolidGear yelps lightly in surprise, then accidentally topples over.

[21:16] <SolidGear> "Yeees...." she groans, staying put on the ground.

[21:16] * NiteBrite falls too. His glasses fly off his face and slide down the hallway

[21:17] <NiteBrite> My glasses

[21:17] <SolidGear> "I heard them...I can't see that well in the dark...at least in the cafeteria there were windows."

[21:17] * TripleCrown bumps into Dusty

[21:18] <Narrator> (())

[21:18] <Narrator> (())

[21:18] <TripleCrown> Waaah! Monster!

[21:20] <Narrator> (())

[21:20] <Narrator> (())

[21:21] <NiteBrite> "I was blind before, but somehow I see even less without my glasses~" NB frets

[21:21] * TripleCrown is afraid of the dark.

[21:23] <Narrator> NB's glasses are just outside the stairwell marked 'Staff only' the one that leads to the roof

[21:23] <SolidGear> "Just...be careful, okay? We don't want to step on 'em..." she states, slowly getting to her hooves and looking around, squinting to try and see better.

[21:24] <SolidGear> (())

[21:24] <TripleCrown> (())

[21:34] <MachDasher> "I can't stand waiting, I need action"

[21:35] * MachDasher addresses his complaint at SoftSpeak who ignores him

[21:36] * TrickyTwice is nowhere to be seen.

[21:53] <NiteBrite> (( I take the silence to mean everyone is distracted? This has been a long session. Maybe now would be a good point to call it a night? I'll put the logs up on the wiki with a brief summary and we can pick the story up again tomorrow. Lets say this RP session officially closes at 10:00 PM CST (7 minutes)))

[21:53] *** DustyFeathers has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer

[21:54] *** MachDasher has quit IRC: [NS] Quit: Page closed

[21:54] *** Narrator has left #ponyville

[21:56] <SolidGear> (())

[21:56] *** SolidGear has left #ponyville

[22:01] <MarissaInaba> ()

[22:02] * NiteBrite ends tonight's session, cut log here