Bad old days

From Egs Mayhem

Sure, people like to talk about how the old days were, but you young whippersnappers don't know what they were really like. In my day (last thursday), we didn't have this fancy wiki stuff on the internet. If we wanted to edit content, we'd have to do it the old fashioned way, by bribing the network administrator. Course then we wouldn't have the money to pay for our dentures, so we'd go attack the invading Germans with our gums. Our gums and rifles that is. Not only that, but we often had confederate soldiers attacking, trying to steal Kentucky from us. But we showed the British, with good old Washington leading us. That is, until the dinosaurs showed up. I used to have the best recipie for triceratops soup, but it was always spoiled when someone would choke on a horn.