Socks
From Egs Mayhem
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Mod's Note: From now on, please only edit the subsection that most describes yourself. Feel free to put up subsections which defend the views of one of the groups below, but don't sabotage the other sides' expression of their own ideology, you filthy sock-loving heathens.
"Their only goal is to hold your soul, and be crushed beneath your heel."
Invention:
Socks were invented when primitive men living in climes too cold for them decided to go outside in the snow. They killed animals, skinned them, and wrapped them around their feet. This was in the bad old days, before anyone knew how to TF themselves into a catkin to keep warm.
Also, they're evil.
You read it. Socks are bad. Don't wear 'em, or the Owl will use you for legwarmers.
But, Some people say they're good.
If they had any REASONING to back that up, it might go here. IF, that is, they had it. Nyah.
- Mm, toasty-warm toes and no hairballs necessary. Plus, did you ever try going hiking without proper socks and boots?
- Have you ever attempted to walk accross a cold stone floor in the middle of winter in a basement in bare feet? Hurts like hell, in my opinion. Socks deserve the utmost respect, they won't take over the world. Verizon Wireless, on the other hand....
Sock Supporters
These fellows suport the great, movable feet warmers. The truth of the socks awesomeness shall reign down from the heavens!
Anti-Sock Activists
These poor fools fight an uphill battle against overwhelming odds. They strive for a day when all the world shall let their toesie-wosies breathe, finally escaping the prison imposed by the oppressive tyranny of archaic foot-coverings which have (for far, far too long) kept them from feeling the cool grass that is FREEDOM!
Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them (BWDLWSATTPtGBWTOPIBWDAOT)
These poor fools are fully aware that socks are evil, but aren't willing to go to the lengths of battling them, preferring to "live and let live", and even occasionally allowing the cloying taint of the Sock Empire to cling to their own feet in the name of "peace".
Rather than cling foolishly to a simplistic ideology, the Bunnies Who Don't Like Wearing Socks All The Time, Preferring to Go Barefoot When The Opportunity Presents Itself, But Who Don't Actively Oppose Them recognise the advantages of both air and warmth to the "Toesie-wosie" regions, as well as the dangers of frostbite, cheesy feet, callusses and fashion-police hit-squads. They are cynical about the existance of the so-called Sock Empire, and openly mock proponents of the Toasty-warm Comfy New World.
Bunnies Who Wear Socks When They Wear Shoes, But Otherwise Prefer Barefoot When Wearing Sandals Or Not Wearing Shoes (BWWSWTWSBOPBWWSONWS)
It should be noted that to wear socks with sandals is a capital crime whose sentence may be carried out by the fashion police, without need for fair trial, military tribunal or chance to plea for mercy. The following list is therefore mostly notable for its barefoot aspect.
- The Grim
- OzLionHeart
- Piebunny
- Cameo (again)
Bunnies Who Face Derision, Exile, or Worse From Both Sides For Their Habit of Wearing Socks with Both Shoes and Sandals, but Going Barefoot Often For a Specific Purpose (BWFDEOWFBSFTHOWSWBSASBGBOFASP)
These bunnies take no stand in the Sock Wars, for good reason. Their habit of routinely wearing socks earns them no love from the Anti-Sock activists, their tendency to often go barefoot gets no friends among the sock supporters, and their habit of wearing sandals and socks together (especially in the cold) drives even the centerists into a witch-hunting frenzy. These bunnies, however, tend to be left alone, as they are practitioners of the Iron Sole martial art, where the practitioner gets callused feet through all-terrain barefoot walking. An uneasy truce was established with the Fashion Police after a SWAT force became the recipients of an array of devestating snap-kicks and limped back to station.
