You're a girl. You can ignore it. Duh.
From Create Your Own Story
Girls don't get horny. Everyone knows that. That previous writer must have been a guy, because only guys get horny and want to masturbate. Guys are dumbasses.
Wait. I am a guy. The previous writer is me, Levi. Weird.
Anyway, you just wait, and then the doorbell rings. Dost thou...
