What Flude'o'clock and Clared'o'clock is
From Create Your Own Story
He looks at you incredulously.
"Flude-o-Clock is the hour when the sun sets. After that it is Geight-o-Clock, Nicht-o-Clock, Raied-o-Clock, Sut-o-Clock, Treil-o-Clock, that's the midnight hour, then Hinn-o-Clock, Neul-o-Clock, Dae-o-Clock, Clared-O-Clock, Fie-o-Clock, Nix-o-Clock, Eivan-o-Clock, Liiat-o-Clock, Pien-o-Clock, Sven-o-Clock, Neven-o-Clock, Elve-o-Clock, Nunne-o-Clock, Gue-o-Clock, Tae-o-Clock, Goar-o-Clock, Gaive-o-Clock, and Faix-o-Clock, before we get back to Flude-o-Clock. It's so simple-- haven't you ever heard of the hours of the day before? Oh, I'm Tristan." He smiles and bows, before humming to himself as he waits for you to bring up another topic of conversation. His accent seems slightly Germanic/Gaelic. It's the supposed accent of the entire populace. On the counter is a newspaper, and in the next room there is something that looks like a malformed, but functional, TV with a broadcast about the ruler filling the screen.
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