Throw the tortillas under the truck
From Create Your Own Story
You take as many tortillas as you can in your arms and begins shoving under the truck. When you hear footsteps coming, you hurry faster. Unfortunately, you are just getting up when Bruno, the maneger of Bug Burrito, spots you.
"Saboteur!" he yells out. You turn and run, but Max, Bruno's son, sends a fist flying to your face. Dazed, you are turned in to the cops and get in serious trouble for destruction of property. You live a crappy life, and you're always reminded that even your sabotage didn't work; Big Burrito still earned $30.00 more than John's Tacos.
The End