Tempt Michael Rosen with a BAG OF PLAMZ.
From Create Your Own Story
You idiot! You don't even have a BAG OF PLAMZ! Michael Rosen closes towards you.
"I'm giving you all the Michael Rosen rape!" he says, "Nice." Your explosive asshole saves you though. With a force strong enough to rip a hole in your panties, liquid shit rockets into Michael Rosen's face. As it happens, your asshole starts to slacken, making more and more shit blast everywhere. Michael Rosen is sent flying back into a wall.
"WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!" he yells, "The little bitch!" He pulls out a golden plum and launches it at you.
You are: | A 10-year-old girl |