Talk with the most normal version of You

From Create Your Own Story

You find You have a lot to say once you get You going. You have a truly delightful conversation. You both share the same interests, likes, and dislikes. You offer to get You a cup of punch, and You admit You are parched. As you're making your way back to You with the cups of punch, you let out a shriek of horror. It turns out, this You isn't all You're cracked up to be. This You is like you in so many ways; it's true, but you would never, ever eat human flesh! You drop the cups in shock as you watch You chow down on a human hand.

"Oh," You says, noticing the stares from all the other yous. "Yeah," You say, "I'm the...er...the version of you that is a cannibal." The centaur-yous and the shuddering mass of horror yous run from the room to vomit, while the yous that are feline, stupid, or reptilian just applaud and talk about how very enlightened and modern it is for You to be a cannibal.

The yous that are more conservative immediately draw their laser pistols and blast Cannibal You into oblivion. The more liberal yous were slower on the draw. Some of you think the killing was justified. After all, You were a cannibal! But others of you are vampires, murderers, and rapists, while others are pacifists, warriors, and aliens from slime dimensions. Suddenly, you look around at all of you and realize what's about to go down. Each of you slowly draws his/her/its/their laser batons.

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