TO/Talk with the guy with a minigun?
From Create Your Own Story
You talk to the guy with a minigun.
"Hey bro!" "Hey! Watcha doing?" "What are YOU doing?" "Sleeping" "..." "why the fuck are you in my house?" "This is your house?" "No but I own a house so all houses should be mine!" "Noob." "Oh wait I remembered.. I was trying to rob this place. Seeya later."
That didn't go well, why not pick something different?