Sure, you'll marry her

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Seeing no other choice, you decide to take the girl as your wife. She's young, horny, and good-looking, so what's the worst that could happen? You get dressed while she drinks the whole jar of sperm you promised her. I'm going to have to give her a mint chewing gum before kissing her in church, you think to yourself before taking her hand and heading over to Barbara's Speed Weddings a few blocks down the road.

When you get inside, a woman comes up to you and declares that a wedding costs 200 dollars. You accept and make your bride pay, of course. She's taken to another room to get a dress and some makeup while you're left in the lobby to do the paperwork. A man behind a counter helps you sign the right forms and then explains that there are a few different kinds of weddings to choose from.

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Barbara's Speed Weddings

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