Steal an irn bru

From Create Your Own Story

You make your first foray into a life of crime. Within a year your corpse is found floating face down in the Leeds-Liverpool canal.

The forensic tests show that amphetamines and tennats lager is in you bloodstream. The tests also show an addiction to polyester track suits and insanely angled baseball caps.

The End

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Health	#	Equipment: Irn Bru
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