Stalker-talk to the mall cop
From Create Your Own Story
You put your boxers on and open the vans door.
"Yes? Is there anything I can help you with?"
He looks at me suspiciously. "I noticed some suspicious activity from your van." He says "You walked out of here with a girl who didn't look too good, and now you're having sex with her?"
You give him a collaborative smile. "Come on in, and see what is really happening."
Do you:
