Smiley, a slightly insane but gorgeous girl
From Create Your Own Story
“It’s Mary!” a familiar voice squeaks behind you. You turn around and see a short, cute blonde with nice, C-cup boobs and an adorable smile. She’s dressed in overalls which thankfully do not hide her chest, and her hair is long enough to reach her back. You would estimate that she weights 110 lbs and is 5’3". “Mary’s come to see me again! Hooray!”
“Yeah, my name is actually not Mary. It’s-,“ you start to say.
“Oh my god, Mary! I can’t believe you decided to come back!” Smiley interrupts and enthuses. The girl acts like she’s been snorting sugar all morning, but she’s actually just somewhat crazy. Not serial killer crazy, thank God, but just sweet and endearing crazy. Crazy in the sack too. “I thought you would never come back, especially after the police said that they were going to make sure that I never walked the streets again! Hey, is your favorite color still green? I love green! Last night, I took my two fingers, and walked into the Madame’s room while she was sleeping and then-“
The Madame nervously shushes Smiley up and suggests that you two make yourself comfortable in the chemically impaired girl’s room. Smiley insists that you give her a piggy-back ride up the stairs and you happily oblige her. Smiley cheers loudly the whole way up and you grin knowing that all this energy is going to go to good use.
Smiley’s room is… different. Gibberish has been graffitied all over her room, and there are posters of such diverse individuals as Pee-Wee Herman, Karl Marx, Flava Flav, and Ted Turner. You notice books written by Adolf Hitler, Robert Crumb, Andy Warhol, and Noam Chomsky.
There’s no way that you can figure out Smiley by her room (which is kind of the point), so fuck it. Or rather, fuck her.
“What do you want to play first, Mary?” Smiley asks, leaping up and down in excitement.
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 1 | |
