Shoot the thug in the head

From Create Your Own Story

You take aim, close your eyes, and squeeze the trigger. When you open them again, the thug is lying dead on the asphalt, a pool of blood around his head. Annabelle embraces you in a tight hug.

The next few weeks are rough, as you are questioned over and over by seemingly every detective, attorney, reporter, and self-righteous social justice warrior in the city. Annabelle is interrogated as well. Finally, the district attorney announces that no charges will be filed against you or Annabelle because the shooting was a clear case of self-defense. The white liberal social justice warriors try to get the blacks to riot, but once the news gets out that the thug you killed had a long criminal record and committed a lot of crimes against his own black neighbors, the blacks decide he's not worth standing up for. Instead of rioting, they beat up the social justice warriors who have been using and exploiting them. The National Guardsmen sent by President Trump to prevent any riots allow the well-deserved beatings of the social justice warriors to go on. All the normal, decent people, from independents to libertarians to Republicans to moderate Democrats, who have all been victimized by social justice warriors and their extremist agenda, put their differences aside and join together to laugh at the SJW assholes who are getting karmic justice.

The experience brings you and Annabelle even closer than you were before, and you fall in love. You become sexually intimate, losing your virginity to Annabelle. A few months later, the two of you get married.

You and Annabelle live happily ever after.

THE END

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