See who's at the door
From Create Your Own Story
"Have you heard the news?" asks the visitor, as you swing the door open. It's Sarah. No--not Conservative Extremist, Levi's enemy Sarah. The other Sarah. She is marked by a boner-shriveling devotion to the Christian cult--er, uh, religion.
"What news?" you retort, scowling indignantly.
She hands you a book. "Here. Enlighten yourself, friend."
You gaze down at it. On the cover, the letters B, I, B, L, and E have been written. You're wonder what this enigmatic volume is, what author would make up strange words, like "bible"....